Horrible Pickup Lines: The Half-Baked Thread Game

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wanna go to my place and check out my 12 inches? (It's a record collector joke)

[Selous Templar]

I'll never play with your heart, because you only have one.

I'll play with your tits, because you have two of them

[Psychotic Ninja]

Do you live in a sauna? Cause you are hot!

[BTGBullseye]

*sniffing* Smells like smoke... Oh, hey, that's just you. *The Mask voice* Smokin'!

[Savageblasts]

Damn girl, are you a school house? Cause I'd shoot kids in you.