Video Game Fuse

[Selfsurprise]

^ I'm not 100% sure what happened to the flow of the game here. Nevermind! ;3

 

Doom + Broken Sword = Usurper

It's the year 1996 in an alternative universe where the afterlife (including the existence of heaven, hell and purgatory) has been confirmed as a concrete fact of reality, and that in some ways they are simply another stage of life and they resemble parallel "conterminous" reflections of the material world. Devils, angels and human beings exist in a complex and multicultural network of allied interests and conflicting ideologies. Decades of warfare during the 17th and early 20th centuries between the celestial and infernal powers of the world played out upon and ravaged the realm of mortals, and only ceased when humanity began to initiate peace talks between the forces of heaven and hell and took their place in the delicate balancing act of cosmic moral duality.

After a bitter and fruitless "cold war" in which mortal humanity stood on a knife's edge between reconciliation and collaboration, the political landscape of this worlds closing decades seemed set to be much peaceful. That is until an unprecedented event in the lowest pit of the inferno, Satan's throneship itself, comes under attack from a devastating new weapon and soon after the king of sin himself vanishes without a trace.

 

All of the signs point to an elaborate conspiracy to overthrow the rulership of hell, which the demonic powers-that-be use as an opportunity to cast aspersions against the ancient hierarchies of paradise and even implicating God into the cosmopolitical turmoil. An individual with unique talents and a steadfast rejection of bias is sent to investigate these troubling events - a man named Donovan Meillassoux - a man with a mischievous streak, artful brutality and sharp investigative instincts. A member of the so-called "Concordance", an intelligence gathering society of humans who are capable as being subtle as a breeze and as blunt as a sledgehammer at a moment's notice. Allied to no faction but ostensibly serving the interest and sovereignty of all, Concordance Inquirers (as they are traditionally called, belying the organizations peculiar sense of self-effacing humour) are called upon when the ageless squabbling betwixt light and darkness make the search for the truth all but impossible for any other individual.

 

Playing out as a kind of multiperspective adventure game with cinematic combat and social/environmental investigation sections, it's best to think of Usurper as a kind of three-dimensional point n' click game with action-adventure engine and player controls - or an open-world game with somewhat more linear (though extremely detailed and involved) locations, filled with eccentric characters to interact with, object and logic puzzles and a search for clues to the whereabouts of Satan and the forces behind the attack. Each scene in the game is more like cell's of Skyrim's or Fallout 4's engine, but with a lot more individuality and narrative importance. Each location has it's four planar aspects to explore as well - the aforementioned mortal, purgatorial, heavenly and hellish - which encourages the player to scrutinize all the games environments to glean new information, meet new people and face fresh perils.

[Selfsurprise]

Broken Sword + The Last Guardian = You're A Talking Goat!

The talkative stuttering goat easter egg from Broken Sword 2: The Smoking Mirror is back, and he needs George Stobbarts help to save his home kingdom of Goatlandistan. Having underwent a sorcerous trauma that transformed into a giant winged ruminant, the Broken Sword 2 Goat transports George to his fantastical kingdom where they must work together to solve goody lateral puzzles and jump about like liquored-up parkour runners. Make sure you don't feed the goat marzipan. God, he hates marzipan...

 

Don't worry that only about two of you guys reading this nonsense will understand the reference. I'm sorry everyone.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Final Fantasy 15 (XV) + The Last Guardian = The Last Fantasy XV

 

 

[insert 'why is it called The Last Fantasy 15' if it's the fifteenth one?' comment here.]

[Selfsurprise]

Final Fantasy 15 + Resident Evil 7: Biohazard = Final Evil: Beautiful Boy Hazard

 

Imagine a survival horror game in which you battle hordes of androgynously alluring beautiful boys instead of the shuffling masses of undead. Features both first and third person camera mechanics. Also, romanceable enemies and a feature that allows you to come up with new recipes using red and green herbs exclusively.

[Jeb_CC]

Resident Evil 7 + Minecraft = EvilCraft

 

It's Minecraft but 10x more fucking frightening and I probably wouldn't be able to play it. XD It's survival to the max. Now when you take fall damage, you actually break your legs. In general the whole health system is a complicated fest and I'd love it. >

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Minecraft + Serious Sam = Serious Craft

 

You craft giant badass weapons to defend yourself against hordes of beheaded creepers running at you and exploding.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Serious Sam + Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance = Serious Sam Dream Drop Distance

 

 

A really mind fuckery game that changes everything about the Serious Sam series.

[longliveprose]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance + Toontown Rewritten = Kingdom Hearts: The Side Story

 

While Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are out fighting with Sora, the Toons have twice as much on their plate with both Cogs, and Dream Eaters. Essentially, an MMO version of KHD3.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Toontown Rewritten + Spider-Man = Spider-Man: The New Threat

 

Basically, a harder, more balanced Spider-Man game based off of the 2000 title

[Jeb_CC]

Spider-Man + The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess = The Legend of Spider-Man: Twilight Prince

 

Forget Zelda, XD just have fun going round the world as a spider-wolf hybrid... strange... but awesome.

Spider wolf or Wolf spider?

[Jeb_CC]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess + Cities: Skylines = The Legend of Skylines

 

You have to go around a modern city collecting light to make it day again. That'd be kinda sick. A city-exploration game.

[longliveprose]

Cities: Skylines + Pokémon Red = Cities: Kanto

 

City building on a smaller scale, without being able to terraform or cut down trees.

[Remolay]

Pokemon Red + Fable Anniversary = Pokemon Anniversary

 

Is that just Pokemon FireRed? I can't tell. I could do Fablemon Red instead and have it so you have to catch members of the heroes guild in cages. Force the Hero and Whisper to fight each other- oh wait...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Fable Anniversary + Final Fantasy III = Fable Fantasy III

 

Different characters in aesop fables go on adventure to save the world.

[Selous Templar]

LA Noire + The Shadow = LA Noire: The Black Tiger

 

The Shadow, also known as Lamont Cranston, must uncover a series of terrorist attacks connected with the nefarious Black Tiger, an upper class high society man who uses underworld mafia tactics to eliminate his competition and gain revenue. However little does Cranston know that he would become the subject of interest by a one Cole Phelps of LAPD, who believes that The Black Tiger and The Shadow are both and the same. The Shadow must uncover the activities and nefarious plans of the Black Tiger, whilst also blending in as Lamont Cranston and keeping Phelps off of his back... and out of harms way.

[Alyxx Thorne]

The Shadow + Undertale = Shadowtale

 

A (mostly) nonviolent RPG about a shadow desperately wishing to become human. Tears will be cried.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Undertale + Dragonball Xenoverse 2 = Dragonball Xenotale 2

 

Sequel title to Xenotale, that's more like 1.5 of said title and not a true sequel, seeing as it's pretty much the exact same story, but with gameplay improvements.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Dragonball Xenoverse 2 + Tomb Raider = Dragontomb Xenoraider

 

Xenomorphs are raiding tombs of ancient dragons. Predators might be involved.

[Selous Templar]

Call of Duty + Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3:Raven Shield = Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Beyond the Call of Duty

 

Captain Price, Nikolai, Sgt Derek "Frost" Westbrook, and the remnants of Task Force 141 must conduct a joint operation with operatives Jack Ryan, Ding Chavez, and John Clark in stopping the Ultranationalist government threat of destroying America and conquering Europe again with the help from Middle Eastern nuclear manufacturers in a thrilling adventure which will test their strengths to the limit where they discover that the enemy within is more dangerous than the enemy without.

Buy Doritos and Mountain Dew and get a free 5000xp bonus with your preorder. Only on Xbox One X and PC.

Action Figures sold separately.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3 + Half-Life = Tom Clancy's Half-Life

 

Half-Life is now an uber-realistic simulator style game where you raid apartments with vortigaunts in them and arrest them. Dr Breen scolds you if you do anything outside protocol.