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Basically that (even though they're the First Order)

 

 

Band: Marcy Playground

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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A sentient children's play area replete with slides, climbing nets and see-saws that possesses a distinctly female personality that likes to be called Marcy. It is currently under jurisdiction of the SCP Foundation.

 

Next: Agent Side Grinder

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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An absolutely titanic magnet appears at the edge of our solar system and draws the earth towards it due to its molten metal core, menacingly intoning "I DESIRE CONVERSE".

 

Next: Have A Nice Life

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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A collection of Microsoft Bobs with guitars.

 

The Animals.

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

Red and yellow do go together.

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The band members consist solely of two yous. They arrive onstage via a Lockheed U-2.

 

Next: Saint Pepsi

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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