ROSS'S GAME DUNGEON: UNCANNY VALLEY

[BTGBullseye]

Phones use a completely different rendering system, not as high quality for most things, but better at making this site visible on a phone. (it wouldn't make it look better on a normal screen though)

[Otto]

Okay, Bullseye, let us begin anew with this page, hopefully...

 

 

 

Actually I didn't want to participate in this contest, but because I made a screenshot just now I had to see through my other ones. Nothing outstanding, just something that's some sort of memory to me.

 

The most amusing. I really like his response to my idea of a human shelter.

 

 

 

And because I'm at it.

 

The reason I participated: A Bloody Diarrhea

Hahaha! Dude, that's awesome! I would consider those official participants, because that death pose is hilarious.

 

just cause 2 was a silly game, and smash was cool but the funniest things ive ever found is people using the limited message system in dark souls. this one was gold when i found it. also this is for fancy competition, but to be honest i just wanted to contribute to the funny photos for once hahaha!

Wow, that was good, I didn't know "woman" was part of the category you could choose from.

 

Since we are sharing... (not participating, just wanting to show off screens)

 

 

yup. Thats a puma. It tried to eat me, but i managed to get out of the way, then it fell there. Btw it was still alive and it still tried to attack me. One of first screens i uploaded to steam

Ahah, dude I think you should enter that in, it genuinely made me laugh. It's something simple enough, random enough yet self-explanatory enough.

 

Saints Row 3 was such a silly game. Here's my screenshot.

Hahaha! I must admit I really laughed at these later images, those characters have such a perfect gesture.

 

Inappropriate Building materials:

 

Okay, for real, I think most of these will be the winners or front runner-ups. That's real funny, there are plenty others with great angles and colouring and general scenery, but for having something very self-contained in its context and message, this is an exemplary entry. I think you've all done awesomely.

 

 

 

 

 

Well normally I don't do these sorta things, but I've wanted Uncanny Valley for a while and I think my siblings would enjoy it. Here are my three old shots, all Valve games,

All real in-game, no cheats, no exploits, no staging, no photoshop. Even the multiplayer ones:

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Half-Life 2:

 

 

 

Half-Life 2

 

 

 

Left 4 Dead:

 

 

 

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And some extra, not part of the contest, others thought were worth showing:

 

 

Half-Life 2:

 

 

Left 4 Dead:

 

 

Counter-Strike GO:

 

 

Dishonoured:

 

 

Dishonoured:

 

 

 

 

Honestly it's hard to know what's funny or not. Is humour the best thing? What am I really trying to accomplish? I'm over-thinking again.

[EDIT]: DANGIT I'M LATE! I GOT THE TIME CONVERSION WRONG BY ONE HOUR! I'M 54 MINUTES PAST, NOT 6 MINUTES AHEAD!

[lavaheart]

lol otto I'm sure you won't be disqualified for a 54 minute past... XD I didn't think ross was a complete stickler for rules.

[RED@KTOR]

Regarding the morse code, this is what it is literally decodes to:

 

I DONT GIUE A ISIT SONEITLY. MAIL ME ANYTIENG [email protected]

 

Now obviously at some point some spelling mistake were made, most likely during the pixel drawing.

 

So semantically speaking, its

 

I DONT GIVE A ISIT SONEITLY. MAIL ME ANYTHING [email protected]

But what the hell is isit or soneilty i do not know.

 

Ross, maybe they mean something to you by game plot considered?

[Riley Hawk]

Congratulations to all of the winners.

[Otto]

When I translated I got:

 

I DONT GIVE A SHIT

 

HONESTLY.

 

MAIL ME ANYTHING

 

[email protected]

 

 

 

I think a few of you are mixing your I's with your E's, or S's with H's. It's tricky because the pixels in some places are slightly wider for the same letters.

The last one was the hardest part, mainly because I didn't know there was a morse code for @.

[Binky The Rabbit]

According to Youtube comments, the game devs found out that was a legit address, and are asking people to not send any email to it...

 

>_>

<_<

 

[Otto]

Wow, I figured it was an address they owned, maybe for an ARG of sorts. I mean it's not that random, they could've just jumbled a bunch of letters and numbers together if they wanted an actual fake one.

[HLPrincess]

According to Youtube comments, the game devs found out that was a legit address, and are asking people to not send any email to it...

 

>_>

<_<

 

Wow, that's kinda stupid. How could you think such address wouldn't exist? Maybe they pretend they didn't know?

[Binky The Rabbit]

Apparently it was the game's artist.

According to YouTube user 'TadejVig', "Our artist is very mature." and "Most of it are stupid inside jokes and his childish humour, nothing important. We also found that the email is real and owned by someone who's last name is Easter, so please don't send emails to that person."

[Slimy]

Can I just put a link to my Skyrim screenshots? It's one of the most screenshot worthy game I've ever played in my life.

What mods do you use?

 

Oooooooh boy. Ok, here's everything, minus follower, race, and [redacted] mods. Yes, this really works without exploding on startup.

 

CLARALUX - More and Brighter Lights

ClimatesOfTamriel

Expanded Towns and Cities

RaceCompatibility

Brawl Bugs Patch

Realistic Ragdolls and Force

SkyUI

hornsareforever

KS Hairdos Beast Races (no longer available for download - Maybe try Hott Argonians?)

Better Embers

WetandCold

Audio Overhaul for Skyrim

Immersive College of Winterhold

No snow under the roof

Enhanced Blood Textures

Deadly Spell Impacts

Guard Dialogue Overhaul

Real Rain

Rainbows

MintyLightningMod

RevampedExteriorFog

faster vanilla horses

Footprints

Bandolier

CrimeDecay

getSnowy

ProperWeaponScale

KJ Tattoos

Lore-Based Loading Screens

Think to Yourself Messages

Vivid Landscapes

Unique BOOZE Bottles

Supreme and Volumetric Fog <- this is what you see in some of the screenshots I took

Convenient Horses

Dude wheres my pants - Leather Armor

Legendary Cities - Tes Arena - Skyrim Frontier Fortress

RealShelter

Extended UI

iHUD

InhumanSoldiers

VikingArmor

Immersive Weapons

Water Destruction

Immersive Interiors

winterhold_improvements

Reptilian Feet

Skyrim Coin Replacer Redux

Corners of Skyrim

WetandCold - Holidays

Cartographers Map Markers

Realistic Boat Bobbing

Immersive Laundry

Run For Your Lives

UFO - Ultimate Follower Overhaul

Interactive Wash Basins COMPLETE

Cinematic Fire Effects

Better Claws And Gauntlets

Immersive Fallen Trees

Static Mesh Improvement Mod

HorsesGoneWild

Skyrim Trading Posts

Argonian Warpaints

Argonian Warpaints

Black Mage Armor

Tribunal Robes and Masks

Spears By Soolie

BlackHorseCourier

Perseids Inns and Taverns - Realistic Room Rental Enhanced

Cloaks of Skyrim

Argonian Assemblage (Steam Workshop)

Roosters At Dawn

Bury The Dead

Immersive Settlements

Inferno- Envoys of End

Skyrim Flora Overhaul

Unique Grasses

Showers in Inns

LIAT - Lively Inns And Taverns

It Rained On

Grass on Steroids

Guarded Borders

Gambling - Illegal Fights

Inferno- The Blood Marked

Hold Border Banners

Musical Lore

The Ruffled Feather - Mod Collection

Dominions More Argonians

Apocalypse - The Spell Package

My Home Is Your Home

Forgotten Magic Redone

The 418th Step

Quick Start - Skip the Opening Sequence

Real Clouds

Dovahkiin Relaxes Too <- This is how I got a screenshot of my character sweeping at High Hrothgar.

Skyrim Scarves and Mufflers

SilverDragonArmor

Disease Descriptions

Better Dynamic Snow

No Snow Under the Roof

XP32 Maximum Skeleton Extended

Skyrim Script Extender

Tavern Games - Mini Games in Skyrim

 

I could have been sleeping instead of deciphering the files in my load order you know!

[Ross Scott]

Would any of the other mods/users mind if I just put all of these images in spoilers myself? For Ross' convenience of course!

 

OT: Great video! Was watching it in my spare time at school, had to slap myself to stop myself from laughing out loud. That award; "What?" XD was amazing.

Yeah that's fine.

[BTGBullseye]

Ok, here's everything, minus follower, race, and [redacted] mods.

CBBE, UNP, or 7Base?

 

Also, not HDT mods? Not a fan of physics?

 

I'll have to recompile my list since I'm going through another fresh install due to a few semi-serious glitches. (and the random CtD issue) I'll PM you my list.

[Slimy]

Ok, here's everything, minus follower, race, and [redacted] mods.

CBBE, UNP, or 7Base?

None of the above! The mods I use of that caliber are geared toward a different audience.

Also, not HDT mods? Not a fan of physics?

I have Realistic Ragdolls and Force! But I afraid that using HDT would slow my computer down to a crawl.

I'll PM you my list.

 

...I guess I should stop bumping this thread then.

[BTGBullseye]

None of the above! The mods I use of that caliber are geared toward a different audience.

Ah... The "Robert's" mods...

 

Also, not HDT mods? Not a fan of physics?

I have Realistic Ragdolls and Force! But I afraid that using HDT would slow my computer down to a crawl.

I'm playing on a low-end gaming laptop from 3 years ago, and getting 0 performance impact from them. I think you'll do just fine.

 

...I guess I should stop bumping this thread then.

Maybe.

[00jake00]

The games $1 USD on chrono.gg for the next 20 hours.

[morse]

And now humble bundle is selling the sources of uncanny valley for just $12.29! Now who wants to turn this game into a masterpiece?

[dashofweak]

So, i'm not saying they will, but the way ross says "cowardly creations" makes me want to replace their own intro card with ross's. Seriously, it's as addictive as "EA SPORTS, IT'S IN THE GAME" (which yea EA is evil blah blah blah but that just stuck in my head)