No girls on the internet (Split from RL Pic Thread)

[Kyon]

I know a few girls who play gaems on the internet. One of which is sexy and tall enough to be a super model

[Jek Jek Roo]

"only serial killer lookin people"

 

Come to the dark side of the internet, we don't have any girls!

Dammit, It's sad because I don't know enough people who're on the internet. Maybe a few of them but they aren't girls...

[nomogoodnames]

Now wait just a minute! WTF is a girl?

[J.C.]

Strange beings, nowhere to be found on the internet.

 

We don't talk about them

 

If you happen to be spoken to by one, compliment her and listen to what she has to say (it doesn't really matter if you understand it ). If she asks you if she looks fat in a particular piece of clothing, it's a trick question, there's no correct answer. Fake intestinal problems and excuse yourself to the bathroom.

[Jek Jek Roo]

And they're using for writing a lot of emoticons and 1337... I bet most of them don't even uderstand what are they doing... And they're laughing at everything. They can't make a single post without "xD" or "XD" emoticon...

[Bjossi]

<3 is also common in their writing style.

[Kirkreng]

<3 is also common in their writing style.

Hey, i <3 using <3

[Bjossi]

I <3 bunnies. <3 <3 <3

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm a girl on the internet. We can all be girls on the internet.

[nomogoodnames]

I'm a G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm a G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life

Ah, so you are a girl. I knew it all along.

[Bjossi]

I'm a girl on the internet. We can all be girls on the internet.

 

Justin Bieber is so handsome. <3 <3 <3

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm a girl on the internet. We can all be girls on the internet.

 

Justin Bieber is so handsome. <3 <3 <3

Ok, now you're starting to frighten me...

[Jek Jek Roo]

I'm a girl on the internet. We can all be girls on the internet.

 

Justin Bieber is so handsome. <3 <3 <3

 

Stop it. Someone may start thinking you're a girl

 

Alyxx, yeah, that's sad, but true.

[Doom Shepherd]

I used to think I was 100% guy.

 

Then I watched "Torchwood" and dropped a couple percentage points.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I am 50/50

[ProHypster]

There's lots of girls on the internet....

 

PS: I can't say that without feeling dirty

[Darkorth]

I think that liking JB was mostly straight to a guy, i'm not saying he's gay but he seriously look like a girl O_O

[Bjossi]

Taking his voice a while to get deeper, too. I would be amazed if he'd get a gravely voice in the end.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I don't think Michael Jackson kept his voice high because he wanted to be a woman, but because he wanted to be a boy.