What is your favorite GLaDOS quote?

[danielsangeo]

"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on. [Hello!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"

[Sir Raffi]

I think we can put our differences behind us.

For science.

 

You monster.

[alphabetagamma]

I always liked: "Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye."

[CooL]

You're the moron they build to make me an idiot!

[alphabetagamma]

2+2 is ... 10. In base four I'm fine!

[Michael Archer]

"He says what we're all thinking!"

[hakumen]

I like this one:

 

"Your test results just came back. You're a horrible person. That's what it says. You're a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

 

But it's really difficult to pick one.

[Kyon]

My favorite was the one where she called your parents.

[alphabetagamma]

My favorite was the one where she called your parents.

I completly forgot about that! *the parents you are trying to reach, do not love you*

[Epsilon]

I'd post my favorite quote, but I have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

 

...My brain has too many Wheatley quotes and no GLaDOS quotes. :/

[Collective Foal]

"The Enrichment Center wishes to remind you that Android hell is a place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

 

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true! "

 

"That is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."

[SanctusEspiritus37]

One of the greatest video game villains ever.

 

You are mistaken. She is the greatest video game villain ever.

[Collective Foal]

Game Informer magazine rated Chell and GlaDos as the number two rivalry in gaming, which verifies the previous statement.