If blank you might be a blank

[Binky The Rabbit]

(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ynwAgQlDQ Although it's a 'zombie' movie in the Left4Dead sense.)

 

If Shawarma, then you might be an Avenger.

[BTGBullseye]

If you know history, then you probably aren't doomed.

[Woah_G!]

If this is a conditional statement, then you know what i'm saying is true.

[BTGBullseye]

I cars are moving around you, you might not be in a post-apocalyptic world.

[Binky The Rabbit]

If it's raining with thunder, and car alarms and sirens are going off, then you might be witnessing the start of a post-apocalyptic world.

[BTGBullseye]

If airplanes are crashing all around you, you might want to consider being somewhere else.

[Scampi]

If you've survived being shot, blown up, hit by a truck and engulfed in flames, you might want to consider killing Sarah Connor.

[Binky The Rabbit]

If you're taking your date to see Deadpool on Valentine's Day and they think it's a romance movie, you are a winner.

[BTGBullseye]

If you knew about the song Boris the Spider before I mentioned it, you are classically musiced.

[Psychotic Ninja]

If you're checking Accursed Farms every 5 minutes, you might be addicted.

[Zaraki]

If you're reviving dead threads,you might be bored.

[Psychotic Ninja]

If you make friends, in seconds, with everyone you meet, you might be a Keyblade Wielder named Sora.

[Selous Templar]

If Communist you might be Starving

[Psychotic Ninja]

If you speak only in code, then you might be a code monkey.

[Selous Templar]

If Sombody once told you that the entire world was going to roll on you Then you might be Not the sharpest tool in the Shed