If blank you might be a blank

[Psychotic Ninja]

Basically Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck", but you're not limited to Rednecks. Here's an example:

 

If the first thing you install when you get to your new place, is your router, you might be a nerd.

[BTGBullseye]

If you see this, and immediately think about boobs, you might be horny teenager.

[Blightmare]

If you haven't a single computer in 10+ years without a problem, you might be me.

[BTGBullseye]

If your topic of conversation at parties revolves around games, you might not have a life. (just like me!)

[Psychotic Ninja]

If you're eleven or order, and you're wondering why you haven't received your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you might be a Potterhead.

[Binky The Rabbit]

If you can't find the way to Amarillo, you might be a future songwriter.

[Blightmare]

If you look at the sky and think "somewhere out there, lasers." you might be a Star Wars nerd.

[BTGBullseye]

If you search the internet for true epicness, and have to go to page 7 to find it, you might be using Bing.

[Binky The Rabbit]

If Newcastle is a cesspit full of wankers, you might be a Mackem.

[BTGBullseye]

If you're from South Dakota, you're a redneck. No "might be", you definitely are.

 

(hint: I'm from South Dakota)

[Blightmare]

If you think California is an orgy of surfers you might be from... not California.

[Psychotic Ninja]

If you think 70 degrees F is cold, you might be a Texan.

[Binky The Rabbit]

If you think California is an orgy of surfers you might be from... not California.

Guilty.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8

[BTGBullseye]

If you like good music regardless of the genre, you might be an eclectic.

[Blightmare]

If you try cool down your motherboard by washing it off you might be an idiot.

[BTGBullseye]

If you try to eat the fake fruit in display baskets, you might be a bit too hungry for your own good.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

If you're not allowed to kill nazis in video games, you might be living in Germany.

 

(Seriously, this is pissing me off)

[BTGBullseye]

If you're being spied on, you might be human.

[Binky The Rabbit]

If you wake up naked in a deserted hospital, you might be in a zombie movie.

[Psychotic Ninja]

(What zombie movies have you seen where people wake up naked... in a hospital?)

 

If you refer to Mickey Mouse as "King Mickey" like that's always been his name, you might be a Kingdom Hearts fan.

 

(I've had to stop myself from doing this when seeing strangers wearing a Ki-Mickey Mouse shirt).