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Basically Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck", but you're not limited to Rednecks. Here's an example:

 

If the first thing you install when you get to your new place, is your router, you might be a nerd.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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If you see this, and immediately think about boobs, you might be horny teenager.

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If you haven't a single computer in 10+ years without a problem, you might be me.

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If your topic of conversation at parties revolves around games, you might not have a life. (just like me!)

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If you're eleven or order, and you're wondering why you haven't received your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you might be a Potterhead.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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If you look at the sky and think "somewhere out there, lasers." you might be a Star Wars nerd.

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If you search the internet for true epicness, and have to go to page 7 to find it, you might be using Bing.

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If you're from South Dakota, you're a redneck. No "might be", you definitely are.

 

(hint: I'm from South Dakota)

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If you think California is an orgy of surfers you might be from... not California.

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If you like good music regardless of the genre, you might be an eclectic.

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If you try cool down your motherboard by washing it off you might be an idiot.

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If you try to eat the fake fruit in display baskets, you might be a bit too hungry for your own good.

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If you're being spied on, you might be human.

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(What zombie movies have you seen where people wake up naked... in a hospital?)

 

If you refer to Mickey Mouse as "King Mickey" like that's always been his name, you might be a Kingdom Hearts fan.

 

(I've had to stop myself from doing this when seeing strangers wearing a Ki-Mickey Mouse shirt).

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