Insults thread.

[danielsangeo]

You are the Atari Jaguar of this forum.

[Seattleite]

And you're the Microsoft Zune. Which is to say that there's really no reason why, but nobody likes you.

[danielsangeo]

And you're Windows Me.

[Seattleite]

You're Windows 8.

[ThePest179]

And you're Microsoft.

[Seattleite]

(Not an insult.)

 

Well, you're Steve Jobs. A dead man who got too much credit for stealing other people's work.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Clearly you didn't realize he was talking about the gaming section of Microsoft, greedy assholes who put too many restrictions in their products, but on the bright side: You're not as bad as EA, or Activision.

[BTGBullseye]

[Seattleite]

Two people in a row, not playing the game. What, the game rules too complicated for you?

[BTGBullseye]

You're obviously too dense to recognize a veiled insult when it slaps you in the face!

[Seattleite]

Maybe if your insults had anything to them, they'd be easier to recognize.

[BTGBullseye]

Maybe if you opened your eyes you'd see them better.

[danielsangeo]

You know how they say that one has been beaten with an ugly stick? Well, you've been through the whole ugly forest and hit every tree on your way through.

[BTGBullseye]

And yet, I'm a supermodel compared to you.

[Seattleite]

Yeah, you're a supermodel alright. Pale as a bowl of rice, stick-thin and liable to get broken bones from a strong breeze.

[BTGBullseye]

Why thanks for the compliment, I would've though I was considered overweight... So does that mean that you're what the rest of the world calls "morbidly obese"?

[danielsangeo]

You like the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

[BTGBullseye]

I most certainly do, but only when it's being used outside of my hearing to torture idiots... Kinda like you.

[danielsangeo]

Weak, BTG. Very weak.

[BTGBullseye]

Pot, kettle.