Insults thread.

[Seattleite]

Simple one. Tell us your best insults! Extra points* if it works as a comeback to the person above you.

 

*There are no points.

[BTGBullseye]

I know you're pointless, so?

[Seattleite]

I can always rely on you to miss the point entirely.

[BTGBullseye]

STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!

[Seattleite]

You always cease to amaze me.

[BTGBullseye]

[win]

[/win]

 

*nested win is awesome.

[Seattleite]

You know, if I wanted to kill myself, I could just climb up your ego and jump down to your intelligence.

[BTGBullseye]

Wait, you mean you can actually see past that mile-high ego you're getting smothered by?

[Seattleite]

Yeah, although if you'd stand a little further away it wouldn't be smothering me.

[BTGBullseye]

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

[Seattleite]

You're about as useful as a knitted condom.

[BTGBullseye]

That's still of more use than you.

[Seattleite]

Is your ass jealous of the shit that just came out of your mouth?

[BTGBullseye]

You are a sad, sorry little man and you have my pity.

[Seattleite]

Your insults are so original I recognize the list you're getting them off of.

[BTGBullseye]

Same ones you got yours off of, except for a few of them that I did on my own.

[Seattleite]

(Oh, come on, I managed to take a shot *while still playing the game*. Try to do the same.)

 

Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

(I got nothing, just felt the need to post this)

[Seattleite]

Don't worry about having nothing, we all know that's just you speaking your mind.

[BTGBullseye]

Hypocrite.