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"Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings." - Wiz Khalifa

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9/10, that might just be the soundest advice anyone can give.

 

"Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times." - Aeschylus

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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3/10 Garfield said it first

 

"Drop it!

 

 

Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

-Alex Murphy

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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No, it's fine. Just totally ignore my quote BTG. That's cool!

 

;3 (I'm only joking)

 

@ ScottD.Benson 9/10, "You have ten seconds to rate the next quote".

 

"The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions." - Susan Sontag

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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@ Self Suprise

its actually BETson but dont worry about it

 

OT: 7/10

 

This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!

-iggy pop

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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No, it's fine. Just totally ignore my quote BTG. That's cool!

 

;3 (I'm only joking)

Must've wiped out the rating when I pasted my quote... Edited back in.

 

This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!

-iggy pop

3/10

 

"As this is Tuesday, it's my feeling that Wednesday could occur officially, as early as tomorrow." - H.M. Murdock (A-Team)

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8/10

 

"I'm getting the sickening FUCKING feeling that i'll be friendzoned UNTIL I FUCKING DIE." -Me.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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4/10 Too much swearing, and too little realism. (you'll not die alone, especially if you decide to come over and die near me, I have no issues with it)

 

"Pizza time!" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time (SNES game, said every time you pick up a pizza which fully restores all your health)

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9/10, if only for the superfluous amount of context.

 

"To live is to war with trolls in the holds of the heart and mind. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself." - Henrik Ibsen

 

@ Self Suprise

its actually BETson but dont worry about it

:oops: I can't believe I hadn't noticed that until now. Sorry man.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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9/10, if only for the superfluous amount of context.

 

"To live is to war with trolls in the holds of the heart and mind. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself." - Henrik Ibsen

 

@ Self Suprise

its actually BETson but dont worry about it

:oops: I can't believe I hadn't noticed that until now. Sorry man.

its ok mate dont worry about it

 

OT:

7/10

 

Wecome to the club man! No one ever thinks it can happen to them the first time. Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?!

-Albert Gibson

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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9/10 Very cool movie.

 

“Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.” - Paulo Coelho

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I didnt think you knew the movie BTG, i mean it is quite a classic OT: 9/10

 

"YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Douglas Quaid

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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8/10 One of the most famous scenes in movie history with the "You make me wish I had three hands!" scene.

 

“O Master, make me chaste, but not yet!” - St. Augustine (even saints want random sex without consequences)

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9/10, Saints want it more.

 

“No matter what might be said, access to the artistic universe is more or less entirely the preserve of those who are a little fed up with life.” - Ben Jeffrey, Anti-Matter: Michel Houellebecq and Depressive Realism

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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8/10

 

“Hearing nuns’ confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.” - Fulton J. Sheen

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10/10 icon_lol.gif I great analogy for the feeling inspired by being a sounding board of otherwise decent peoples baseless worries.

 

“This is hardly a state secret: thus far the right has dictated the culture wars and dominated the public imaging of art and academy, as the layman is led to associate the first with pornography, the second with indoctrination, and both with a waste of taxpayer money. Such are the deserts of the rightist campaign: whilst the left talked about the importance of culture, the right practiced it.” - Hal Foster, The Return of the Real

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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8/10

 

“The Church is always God hung between two thieves. Thus, no one should be surprised or shocked at how badly the church has betrayed the gospel and how much it continues to do so today. It had never done very well. Conversely, however, nobody should deny the good the church has done either. It has carried grace, produced saints, morally challenged the planet, and made, however imperfectly, a house for God to dwell in on this earth.

 

To be connected with the church is to be associated with scoundrels, warmongers, fakes, child molesters, murderers, adulterers, and hypocrites of every description. It also, at the same time, identifies you with the saints and the finest persons of heroic soul within every time, country, race, and gender. To be a member of the church is to carry the mantle of both the worst sin and the finest heroism of soul...because the church always looks exactly as it looked at the original crucifixion, God hung among thieves.” - Ronald Rolheiser

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10/10, like, seriously...

I wish more people who are fundamentally atheistic would read that quote, and in doing so hopefully reach the understanding that religion and spirituality aren't, in of themselves, the source of all society's ills.

 

“Joy untouched by thankfulness is always suspect.” - Theodor Haecker

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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10/10

 

“There are not over a 100 people in the U.S. that hate the Catholic Church, there are millions however, who hate what they wrongly believe to be the Catholic Church. Which is, of course, quite a different thing.” - Fulton J. Sheen

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