RL Pic Thread (Image Heavy!)

[UndeadNecro]

Is it one of those creepy tingly spiders or is it one that looks like a fly could crush it? If it's the latter, then lovely. If it's the former, I might cry myself to sleep tonight.

 

Kinda in the middle. It's about an inch and a half(legspan included). Exciting for a garden spider by California standards. My camera's got a very high resolution so you can see all the details the eye can't catch. XD It's safe to say this is the first time I've found a spider adorable. It's an odd feeling.

 

Don't worry, I'll spoiler it. I just really like the pattern on it.

 

 

Aww, that's kind of cool looking. I can't sleep. I was hoping you'd scare me! Kind of reminds me of a wolf spider for some reason. All I get around my area are daddy long legs and house spiders, from what I've seen.

[Blightmare]

Wolf spiders around here have large bodies. like the bulb on back is an inch itself. Then there's the aggression and nasty bite so if it was one I'd be less concerned about the picture and more concerned about getting it out of the house XD

[UndeadNecro]

Wolf spiders around here have large bodies. like the bulb on back is an inch itself. Then there's the aggression and nasty bite so if it was one I'd be less concerned about the picture and more concerned about getting it out of the house XD

Riiight... I forgot about the side effects. Their bites are apparently pretty serious without treatment, right? Actually, I don't want to know. Apparently daddy long legs have poisonous bites but they are very very weak to humans. I have enough to worry about, and it's pretty much nothing! Also, my room is like a breeding ground for spiders somehow.

[Blightmare]

I don't recall if Wolves are toxic(or at least seriously toxic) I just know they hurt a lot. As for daddy long legs I believe that's a myth. Would be cool if it was real though lol. http://www.livescience.com/33625-daddy-longlegs-spiders-poisonous.html

 

Edit: I named it Muffet. Because I'm a shameless nerd.

[Jeb_CC]

Aaand... I am not photogenic at all... XD Bloody hell.

 

Fuck me! You call that adorableness not photogenic, Jeb?

 

Oh, just realised how it sounds - I didn't mean that literally, sorry... Or did I? Geez, I'm confused

 

Regards

 

*hugs the fuck out of you and pinches your ear, tugging at it and pulling your head to the side* Naughty!

But you've made an offer... XP Hmmm... I'll think about it~ Can't back out of it now... Hehe.

And thank you~ <3

 

@Rarity: I remember finding a spider on my bathroom floor years ago and I kept it as a pet - wolf spider. Then I found out it had eggs on its back and I just wasn't ready for that. XD So I set it free.

[Vapymid]

Geez, my lady... I now realise perfectly well what I've got myself into! But... as you say. I've made the offer - I can't go back on it now, whichever way you choose. I'm yours, my dear...

 

 

Regards

[Jeb_CC]

Thank you, Vappy~ <3 My little slave. Hehe.

[Vapymid]

Always my pleasure, Mistress *bows head*

 

Regards

[Blightmare]

It's like, even online I'm that one person who keeps accidentally walking in on everybody at inopportune times. Wonder if that's significant...

 

Anywho, I finally managed to get an up-to-date picture of me today. Love the hair frizz on the strands too short to tie back lol.

 

 

 

[Jeb_CC]

And now to really fuck with people!

 

 

I have a fiancé and a slave. XP Hehe.

You know... being in this restaurant... I missed out on the fireworks. But I got something equally dazzling and beautiful anyway. I got my fix in one unexpected way. XP

[Blightmare]

!!!!!

 

Wow, congratulations!

[AP_Pastor]

Oh my god! YOU'RE MAKING US JEALOUS AGAIN! XD

 

Just kidding! Congratulations, Jeb!!!!

[Zaraki]

And now to really fuck with people!

 

 

I have a fiancé and a slave. XP Hehe.

You know... being in this restaurant... I missed out on the fireworks. But I got something equally dazzling and beautiful anyway. I got my fix in one unexpected way. XP

Bravo,Jeb!! Congratulations!! I knew it was gonna happen eventually!!

[Vapymid]

While Mistress was busy being betrothed Slave took some fireworks pictures for her...

 

 

Slave will await his Mistress in the dungeon...

Slave hopes Mistress said "yes", though?

 

Regards

[Binky The Rabbit]

Congrats Jeb, that's wonderful! What a way to bring in the New Year

[DeWolfeJV]

Long hair is the best

I remember having long hair...

 

 

Now it's all short

 

 

You seem very sad about having short hair haha

[DeWolfeJV]

And now to really fuck with people!

 

 

I have a fiancé and a slave. XP Hehe.

You know... being in this restaurant... I missed out on the fireworks. But I got something equally dazzling and beautiful anyway. I got my fix in one unexpected way. XP

 

A very big congratulations to you both!

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Congratulations Jeb and Seth!

A great way to start the new year (mine started with a 3 day-long headache).

[BTGBullseye]

Grats Jeb!!!

 

That is actually a variant of Wolf Spider... Male. (females are the ones with the large rear) You can tell a Wolf Spider by looking at the eyes, and you got enough of them in the picture to accurately type it.

[Blightmare]

Well if it is then it's a VERY young one because it was significantly smaller than any wolf spider I've seen; male or female; and some of the proportions just don't match up(most notably the thin, long legs where the common wolf spider here has shorter, fatter legs). the closest scale I could give for it's size would be the cementing between the tiles which is about a third of a penny's size.

 

Idunno. I've been going through list after list of California Spiders, wolf and otherwise(all with picture reference), and nothing seems to quite match. I've sufficiently wigged myself out so i'm gonna settle for calling it an "Anomaly Spider"