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I once thought my sink was a fridge and proceeded to put items in said sink. I was functioning on very little sleep.

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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Seattleite   

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I just took a huge shot of Jack Daniels. I HATE whiskey. It burns the SHIT out of my throat, and kills my taste buds. I knew this, but I did it anyway. What the fuck is wrong with me?

 

Well I never said I wasn't a pussy.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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