General Chat

[Pinkie Pie]

What line? All I see is you, danielsangeo, and Obsidian. And Obsidian probably has dibs.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm okay with this. XD

[Kirkreng]

What line? All I see is you, danielsangeo, and Obsidian. And Obsidian probably has dibs.

We require multiple subjects.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Thadeus was in the line first anyway.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Thadeus was in the line first anyway.

There are two breasts, he can share

[Alyxx Thorne]

Guess we'll have to be fair about it... lol

[Scorpia]

I've had no internet access for the last two months, but i'm back. I actually forgot how to type since last time i was here....dammit, i'm slow at this!

[Psychotic Ninja]

[Scorpia]

Really? Ok. it's cool we have a store now though.

[Lord Sinister]

And in other news, the world did not appear to end today. Aliens didn't arrive, a magic planet didn't manifest and collide with the Earth, the planet's poles didn't reverse, the climate didn't decide to go nuts, and we didn't see the crazy events of the film 2012. Or the second coming of Jesus.

 

We could all talk about how the people believing this were a bit off in their 'calculations', how the Mayan calendar was misread, and that the apparent second-coming of Jesus date needs to be revised again, but I would prefer to take the more sensible option of saying WELL WHO HAS EGG ON THEIR FACES NOW???

 

I'd like to also firmly state that I intend no offense towards anyone, AND respect everyone's beliefs right up until the point where they were proven wrong. I also feel it's worth clarifying that the existence of God is neither proven NOR disproven, and that I do not include the standard followers of conventional religions in the same group as those who believed the world was going to end today. I will not take bets of millions of pennies for the next date set for the end of the world, especially none relating to the approach of the Apophis asteroid, which is actually worthy of serious discussion.

[Humin]

Soooo, does anyone know what the date is for the next end of the world?

[Lord Sinister]

Soooo, does anyone know what the date is for the next end of the world?

 

Get a sheet of paper and print out the next fifty years on it, cut them out, put them in to a hat and pull one out. Then print out a sheet of paper with the 12 months on it, cut them up, put them in to the hat and pull one out. Then do the same for the days in that month. Do the hours, minutes and seconds as well if you're feeling up to it.

 

Once you have your date and time set, burn the evidence bar the hat, then wear the hat AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE to distinguish you from the other crazies who don't believe the end is coming (you may want to line the inside with tinfoil or marzipan as well just to be safe), and start your cult about the end of the world with your special date.

 

If you're stuck as for how the world will end, look up what other cults have said it will happen over the years, print them (the endings not the cults as that would be MURDER) out, cut them up and put them in to the hat.....don't forget to burn the evidence afterwards, and don't get discouraged by the fact none of the stuff you Googled ended the world when they were predicted!

 

With all this done, you should probably be pretty close!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Soooo, does anyone know what the date is for the next end of the world?

28 days 6 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

[Martin]

With all this done, you should probably be pretty close!

 

Sorry about the quality. Webcam isn't that great.

 

Well, shit. Time to spread the word!

[danielsangeo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

 

The next one appears to be 19th May 2013 (Ronald Weinland's [revised revised] prediction of Jesus's return). Who is Ronald Weinland? Your guess is as good as mine, but he's apparently the leader of the "Church of God Preparing for the Kingdom of God but Not Indictment By a Grand Jury for Five Counts of Tax Evasion".

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Why do we always need a dead line (literally) humanity seams to named a time that they can point at and say "that's it, you have that long to do fuck all"

[Collective Foal]

I've had no internet access for the last two months, but i'm back. I actually forgot how to type since last time i was here....dammit, i'm slow at this!

 

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!

[Alyxx Thorne]

I've had no internet access for the last two months, but i'm back. I actually forgot how to type since last time i was here....dammit, i'm slow at this!

Welcome back, hon <3

[Chuckthe2nd]

Really? Ok. it's cool we have a store now though.

*Excited inhale*

 

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[Humin]

I saw a guy on a noxiousnet server with the name "Bill Nye the Nazi Spy"