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[Blightmare]

yup. :/

[Scorpia]

I'd like to tell you it's going to go by quickly, but i don't know how you interpret this sorta thing. Music'll probably help.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

So recently I was watching the tv show "eureka" on the syfy channel. In that show there is a smart house named Sara that has a self aware AI, I started to think what it would be like to live in such a home. What fallows is what I came up with.

 

"welcome to eureka doctor whooves" sead Fargo

"pleas call me Felix" I replied

"umm ok I guess" sead Fargo

" so Fargo, why are we out here in the woods?" I asked

"oh I just showing you were you house is"

"I'm going to be living in the woods?" I sead

"no, you'll be living under it" stated a smug looking fargo

"I'm afrade I don't follow am I living Ina cave or a" I started to say

"we're here" sead Fargo interrupting me

"it's a bunker" I sead flatly

"just what until you get inside" sead Fargo eagerly

"what am I getting my self in to?" I sead to my self

Inside was a modern stile home with light but tasteful decorations

 

"nice, I could get use to this" I sead

"I'll leave you to, to get aquatinted" sead Fargo

"wait what are you talking about? ... Fargo? ... Fargo? Where are you?" I asked

"welcom home doctor."

"AHH! Who sead that?!" I yelled

"I am Sara your homes AI"

"AI... I'm living in a smart house with an AI?

"yes"

"well... This is... Interesting"

 

Later that week

 

"ah finally what a long day at work"

"welcom home doctor"

"AHH! Don't do that"

"Do what?"

"Sneak up on me"

"..."

"you know what I mean!"

 

Later that day

 

"I am so bored! Sara what do you have for fun arouned here?"

"would you like to play a game?"

"No! Not that, just hook me up to the Internet"

"I'm sorry doctor I can not do that"

"ok now your just messing with me"

"what do you mean?"

"oh come on, no one just quotes those movies on accident"

"what movies?"

"Sara you really don't know what I'm talking about?"

"obviously"

"ok, ok. Sara what moves do you have in your archives?"

"all of them"

"really? Wow, look up 2001 a space odyssey and war games"

"processing ... oh, Oh, OH! Is that why you don't trust me?"

"what? I never sead that I didn't trust you"

"you didn't need to"

"well it's one of the reasons"

"and the other reasons"

"I am just find it odd that I'm holding a conversation with a disinbodyed voce"

"dose this help"

In front of me appears a young lady about 5 feat 9 inches, black hare, thin, larg breasted, white but with a healthy tan.

"umm, S...Sara"

"yes"

"c...could you put some clothes on?"

"processing... Done"

"thank you, but why did you appear to me naked?"

"that was my default visual setting"

"why... Never mind I don't want to know"

 

End of part one

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Don't you just love those moments when you spend the entire night at Accursed Farms forums, and then you realize it's 5:21 in the morning?

[Scorpia]

Yea, but then i'm like:

 

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[danielsangeo]

So recently I was watching the tv show "eureka" on the syfy channel. In that show there is a smart house named Sara that has a self aware AI, I started to think what it would be like to live in such a home. What fallows is what I came up with.

 

"welcome to eureka doctor whooves" sead Fargo

"pleas call me Felix" I replied

"umm ok I guess" sead Fargo

" so Fargo, why are we out here in the woods?" I asked

"oh I just showing you were you house is"

"I'm going to be living in the woods?" I sead

"no, you'll be living under it" stated a smug looking fargo

"I'm afrade I don't follow am I living Ina cave or a" I started to say

"we're here" sead Fargo interrupting me

"it's a bunker" I sead flatly

"just what until you get inside" sead Fargo eagerly

"what am I getting my self in to?" I sead to my self

Inside was a modern stile home with light but tasteful decorations

 

"nice, I could get use to this" I sead

"I'll leave you to, to get aquatinted" sead Fargo

"wait what are you talking about? ... Fargo? ... Fargo? Where are you?" I asked

"welcom home doctor."

"AHH! Who sead that?!" I yelled

"I am Sara your homes AI"

"AI... I'm living in a smart house with an AI?

"yes"

"well... This is... Interesting"

 

Later that week

 

"ah finally what a long day at work"

"welcom home doctor"

"AHH! Don't do that"

"Do what?"

"Sneak up on me"

"..."

"you know what I mean!"

 

Later that day

 

"I am so bored! Sara what do you have for fun arouned here?"

"would you like to play a game?"

"No! Not that, just hook me up to the Internet"

"I'm sorry doctor I can not do that"

"ok now your just messing with me"

"what do you mean?"

"oh come on, no one just quotes those movies on accident"

"what movies?"

"Sara you really don't know what I'm talking about?"

"obviously"

"ok, ok. Sara what moves do you have in your archives?"

"all of them"

"really? Wow, look up 2001 a space odyssey and war games"

"processing ... oh, Oh, OH! Is that why you don't trust me?"

"what? I never sead that I didn't trust you"

"you didn't need to"

"well it's one of the reasons"

"and the other reasons"

"I am just find it odd that I'm holding a conversation with a disinbodyed voce"

"dose this help"

In front of me appears a young lady about 5 feat 9 inches, black hare, thin, larg breasted, white but with a healthy tan.

"umm, S...Sara"

"yes"

"c...could you put some clothes on?"

"processing... Done"

"thank you, but why did you appear to me naked?"

"that was my default visual setting"

"why... Never mind I don't want to know"

 

End of part one

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I don't know, I had some bad Doritos just befor that

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Writers, man. They're/We're just weird people.

[Collective Foal]

We are, aren't we? If only my dad didn't have me working so much, I might be able to get some writing done now and again. Sadly, I'm too tired when we get done at 8 and I have to wake up at 8-10 the next morning.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Question for you guys: If I am playing my Fallout: New Vegas on my Xbox 360, but I have my computer on in another room and am periodically going back to it to check the game's wiki, should I set my status on Steam as away or offline?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Set it as away and if you can set a location put fallout, they will understand

[Collective Foal]

Friend 1: Hey, what's Shiny doing?

Friend 2: IDK, let's invite him to play for a bit

Friend 1: Wait, it says he's away

Friend 2: Where?

Friend 1: Fallout 3... what?

Friend 2: Yea, let's just leave him there. That's like shitting after a four cheese pizza. He's gonna be there a while.

Friend 1: Oh, alright... wanna masturbate to each other on Skype?

Friend 2: Fuck yea, I do.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Sounds like a wild night.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

[insert favorite party hard gif here]

[Collective Foal]

Compared to that conversation between our Princesses, that's absolutely nothing.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Friend 1: Hey, what's Shiny doing?

Friend 2: IDK, let's invite him to play for a bit

Friend 1: Wait, it says he's away

Friend 2: Where?

Friend 1: Fallout 3... what?

Friend 2: Yea, let's just leave him there. That's like shitting after a four cheese pizza. He's gonna be there a while.

Friend 1: Oh, alright... wanna masturbate to each other on Skype?

Friend 2: Fuck yea, I do.

Sounds like a fun time...if one or more of them is a chick

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Looks like we have spam and eggs here.

[Collective Foal]

Jesus Christ. That wasn't even a coherent sentence. Normally when I'm surfing through YT comments and shit like that, I can at least get an idea of what the person's trying to say. But that grammar... it was so impossible to understand that my eyes are bleeding every time I look at it. God... I need a transfusion. Anybody else A positive?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Spambot banned and post deleted.

 

Booyah!

[Collective Foal]

You're like He-Man out there.

"I HAVE THE POWWWEERRRR!!!!!"