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Ever taken a potato chip when you are drunk and put it in as a bet on the poker table?

 

I have.

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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You have to switch keyboard language to french.

 

To kill or to make a pet, cockroach I found in kitchen?

 

That is the question.

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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Eat it. Just fry it in butter, tastes like caramel popcorn, at least crickets do. Cockroaches would be significantly more disease-ridden, but still, are you really gonna pass up caramel popcorn?!

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Eat it. Just fry it in butter, tastes like caramel popcorn, at least crickets do. Cockroaches would be significantly more disease-ridden, but still, are you really gonna pass up caramel popcorn?!

lol. I don't know about that. I let the cockroach escape for now. Maybe I should give it a name and study it in notes of what it does. Then I can make a first cockroach diary.

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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Well if you find it again a good recipe is to cook it until crispy in a teriyaki sauce, when its nice and crisp it will taste just like a nice teryaki. Now if you want to go a step further I'd suggest leaving apples and pears around the house to give the cockroach a sweeter taste that goes well with the sauce.

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Oh for crying out loud axeldeath.....

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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Here's what I meant with the original "caramel popcorn" recipe.

 

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It's a very popular snack in Thailand if you must know, I've tasted it personally.

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If enough of the insects invade your house you could maybe try out a few different recipes and put on a big buffet for your friends and neighbours. Much like this one-

 

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"Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom" said ProHypster in glee as he looked upon the bug banquet laid out before him.

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Um... no, I already ate a huge lobster this morning, thanks

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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But lobsters lack the nutrients needed to help you through the day D: you should eat some of AxelDeath's bugs... or at least some miniwheats...

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I love cold weather after I've gone through the seasonal readjustment sickness. Especially when it's all dark and cloudy.

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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