General Chat

[Blightmare]

Kinda a change in direction here but is it just me or did Bulletstorm fizzle out rather anticlimactically? Just about everyone I knew was all talking about how much they wanted to play it after E3 and how they're gonna be there at midnight to get it. Wednesday after release, I haven't heard shit since. What gives? was it really that bad? It got so much media hype...

[BTGBullseye]

Kinda a change in direction here but is it just me or did Bulletstorm fizzle out rather anticlimactically? Just about everyone I knew was all talking about how much they wanted to play it after E3 and how they're gonna be there at midnight to get it. Wednesday after release, I haven't heard shit since. What gives? was it really that bad? It got so much media hype...

It was extremely linear. Fun for a once-through, but no replay value.

[Blightmare]

Hrm... well that's disappointing. Still, I may rent it or something.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Kinda a change in direction here but is it just me or did Bulletstorm fizzle out rather anticlimactically? Just about everyone I knew was all talking about how much they wanted to play it after E3 and how they're gonna be there at midnight to get it. Wednesday after release, I haven't heard shit since. What gives? was it really that bad? It got so much media hype...

It was like a male orgasm. Satisfying but not lasting.

[Blightmare]

It was like a male orgasm. Satisfying but not lasting.

 

That's... actually a more detailed explanation than I would have expected.

[Alyxx Thorne]

It was like a male orgasm. Satisfying but not lasting.

 

That's... actually a more detailed explanation than I would have expected.

Detailed? I thought everyone knew that's pretty much how a male orgasm is?

[J.C.]

You guys are talking about that coitus thing again, right?

 

If so, yes, they are. We need a woman's point of view for comparison.

[Alyxx Thorne]

A female orgasm usually lasts much longer than a male orgasm, that's the only comparison I know.

[Blightmare]

It was like a male orgasm. Satisfying but not lasting.

 

That's... actually a more detailed explanation than I would have expected.

Detailed? I thought everyone knew that's pretty much how a male orgasm is?

 

I meant in regards to describing how the game is. All you have to do is say a game is "like a male orgasm" and it pretty much covers any explanation that may be needed.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I meant in regards to describing how the game is. All you have to do is say a game is "like a male orgasm" and it pretty much covers any explanation that may be needed.

Ah yes, I just thought it added a little bit.

[J.C.]

This is my post number 665

 

My next post is going to be the Super Mega Awesome Accursed Farms Giveaway Lottery!

[Blightmare]

omg I must participate!

[BTGBullseye]

Lottery... How will the winner be chosen?

[alphabetagamma]

Lottery... How will the winner be chosen?

The person with the most Greek letters in their name, wins!

[Blightmare]

I'm guessing it'ss be raffle style. One that I will win for sure. [/snob]

[BTGBullseye]

Ego = Lose.

 

Me = Little or no ego.

 

Therefore: Me = Win.

[Blightmare]

Ego = Lose.

 

Me = Little or no ego.

 

Therefore: Me = Win.

 

Me = Little or no ego.

 

no ego.

 

[Brad]

Knowing my luck I'll probably lose.

[alphabetagamma]

Knowing my luck I'll probably lose.

Good news then! No one here knows your luck!

[Brad]

LUCK O D IRISH MY FRIEND!