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I'd take beans and pulled pork, but I know my cooking is better than anyone else who posts here...

Then you obviously don't need us to cook for you.

 

I'm sure it's better then mine. But envi 'n alyx are chicks dude, you can't beat that.

Well, I can heat a pizza. I'm no chef though.

 

Holy fjord, you won't get laid tonight, that's for sure.

As if you have better chance.

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Holy fjord, you won't get laid tonight, that's for sure.

The law doesn't allow me to get laid anyways. Have to wait another 3years and a month or two.

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Please tell me no one here is convinced the world is ending in 2012...

There's a thread for that...

Yep. This is also general chat. I felt like generally chatting about it.

 

When will you ladies cook some supper for us?

No.

 

I'm sure it's better then mine. But envi 'n alyx are chicks dude, you can't beat that, they where born to cook.

*raises eyebrow* I don't take too kindly to sexism. The only food I cook, I intend to eat for myself. Not to mention, I suck at cooking.

 

For me, that's a good thing. The idea of 14 year old boys scoring just doesn't sound good.

lol.

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I'd take beans and pulled pork, but I know my cooking is better than anyone else who posts here...

I'm sure it's better then mine. But envi 'n alyx are chicks dude, you can't beat that, they where born to cook.

I can beat that... I have 200 years worth of family recipes to fall back on if I mess any of it up. My family has a history of farming and military service. Add to that, I'm a perfectionist.

 

I personally think it's not cooking, but cleaning that women are designed for... Thinner hands for getting into tighter spaces, and high heels for them to reach higher...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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I'm sure it's better then mine. But envi 'n alyx are chicks dude, you can't beat that, they where born to cook.

*raises eyebrow* I don't take too kindly to sexism. The only food I cook, I intend to eat for myself. Not to mention, I suck at cooking.

As I said, I know how to heat a pizza, but nothing beyond that.

 

I personally think it's not cooking, but cleaning that women are designed for... Thinner hands for getting into tighter spaces, and high heels for them to reach higher...

Now you're stretching it...

 

lol, anyway, enough with the sexism. It's against the forum rules officially.

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Now you're stretching it...

At least I got you out of cooking...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Now you're stretching it...

At least I got you out of cooking...

That's true. But that's like covering a piece of shit with another shit. It's still shit.

Yeah, but I used VaPOOrize on it afterwards...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Holy fjord, you won't get laid tonight, that's for sure.

The law doesn't allow me to get laid anyways. Have to wait another 3years and a month or two.

 

For me: principles above the law. Do it when you and your partner feel ready. 14, 24, 34... doesn't matter. Here it is not illegal to have sex under 18 unless it is done against the will of the other person, the lower limit is 13 or 14 I think.

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Holy fjord, you won't get laid tonight, that's for sure.

The law doesn't allow me to get laid anyways. Have to wait another 3years and a month or two.

 

For me: principles above the law. Do it when you and your partner feel ready. 14, 24, 34... doesn't matter. Here it is not illegal to have sex under 18 unless it is done against the will of the other person, the lower limit is 13 or 14 I think.

Don't you think he should follow the laws of his own country rather than yours?

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Laws, flaws, most teenagers pretend the 18+ stamps aren't there. Younger teens go to M rated films, visit porn websites, etc.

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I'd take beans and pulled pork, but I know my cooking is better than anyone else who posts here...

 

 

Oh ho ho! Tell that too the big chunk of pulled pork that's been sitting in my oven at 225 degrees for the past eight hours

 

I also would have made the baked beans by scratch, but I couldn't because those take a ridiculously long time to cook as well; I could only choose between the pork and beans. Pork is the obvious choice, since I can just make coleslaw as the side dish and that's easy. Or more like a carrot salad coleslaw, since lettuce is out of season around here; thank gawd foar Spring a-comin'!!

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No comment on the women cleaning thing. I might get frisky and drown someone in ammonia.

 

For me: principles above the law. Do it when you and your partner feel ready. 14, 24, 34... doesn't matter. Here it is not illegal to have sex under 18 unless it is done against the will of the other person, the lower limit is 13 or 14 I think.
This, basically.

 

In other news, I'm going to go make chicken salad. For myself. Me. Not you.

 

Mine.

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Laws, flaws, most teenagers pretend the 18+ stamps aren't there. Younger teens go to M rated films, visit porn websites, etc.

Haha, indeed. Actually i am not even allowed to play any half life games, but idc.

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No comment on the women cleaning thing. I might get frisky and drown someone in ammonia.

Try chlorine instead.

 

Haha, indeed. Actually i am not even allowed to play any half life games, but idc.

I played Doom when I was 6 and I turned out fine. Mostly.

Yeah, some people are stupid these days. I mean so many "adults" say that you get violent and aggressive from playing violent and aggressive games. Because apparently lots of people that play that kind of games are violent and aggressive. But that just proves that violent and aggressive people like to play violent and aggressive games not that you become violent and aggressive from violent and aggressive games.... Did i mention violent and aggressive?

I hope you get my point, I'd be surprised if you did.

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No comment on the women cleaning thing. I might get frisky and drown someone in ammonia.

Try chlorine instead.

Oh, you are wonderful.

The glass is never half empty because I drink out of the carton.

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In other news, I'm going to go make chicken salad. For myself. Me. Not you.

 

Mine.

 

Don't be surprised if I stasis you, take your meal and run away.

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Laws, flaws, most teenagers pretend the 18+ stamps aren't there. Younger teens go to M rated films, visit porn websites, etc.

Haha, indeed. Actually i am not even allowed to play any half life games, but idc.

 

Screw it, nobody cares about it thouhg, I've been play Vampire Bloodlines, and Im still not allowed to play this game.

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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