General Chat

[Pinkie Pie]

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Mandarin: Youuuu'll neverrrr seemeeeee comin'

 

Me: what the hell is with this guy's voice? XD

[Humin]

The first rule of General Chat: You do not talk about General Chat.

The second rule of General Chat: You DO NOT talk about General Chat.

The third rule of General Chat: If someone says "Stop", or leaves, the conversation is over.

The fourth rule of General Chat: Only two people to a chat.

The fifth rule of General Chat: One conversation at a time.

The sixth rule of General Chat: No douchery, no porn.

The seventh rule of General Chat: Conversations will go on as long as they have to.

The eighth and final rule of General Chat: If this is your first time at General Chat, you HAVE to converse.

[BTGBullseye]

Why is everyone being random in the General thread, and conversing in the random thread? Did I miss the memo for it being opposite week or something?

[Humin]

Well, shit happens.

[Scorpia]

How my birthday went:

I turned 21 yesterday, and around midnight March 6th I arrived at the bar. The bartender, upon checking my ID, realized i, in fact, turned 21 just that very minute. Her realization reached the ear of every last bar patron there. I don't know if you know anything about bars, i'll keep the story short, but do not tell them your age. They practically threw shots at me. A right of passage if you will. My sixth shot, or AKA, the last one i fucking remember, was a jager bomb(jager mixed with red bull i think). Within 45 minutes, i had 13 shots in me. I'm only 128 pounds. I was blackout drunk by the 6th one. I literally remember being at the bar, then waking up on my couch.

Here's what my DD(designated driver) said happened:

I puked alot.

We did not play pool.

I hit on some dude's wife while casually leaning on him( i probably thought this was funny)

I hit on the bartender.

when it was time to go I tried to sleep on my car's tire.

I couldn't walk.

I tried to sleep on my porch when we got home.

I was stripped of my pants at some point.

I was puking/dry heaving until about 3AM

The last shot they gave me at the bar was a Patron. Which is a fifteen dollar shot with golden flakes in it.

I was told i was hilarious.

I really wish i could remember.

Had the most debilitating hangover of all time yesterday. My friends said "I did 21 right". So, yea. My friends are assholes, but i consider the fact that i didn't wake up in the hospital, or a jail cell to be a good sign. Also, my face didn't hurt so hitting on that guy's wife didn't turn out so badly.

So, anyone have worse bar stories?

[Pinkie Pie]

So all in all, a normal day for you. Only now it's legal.

[Scorpia]

Hey contrary to popular belief, i don't drink much. like twice a year. if that. 13 shots would probably be considered pathetic to some people.

[Psychotic Ninja]

No bar stories, but I am thinking of ways to celebrate my 21st bday, which is this year. I am thinking of hitting a casino, nothing major, maybe blackjack.

[Obsidian]

Wow, we almost need to have a bar hopping night for the forum. That'll be three of us turning 21 this year.

[Collective Foal]

I'm still 16...

[Average Internet Guy]

Turning 18 in less than a month.

 

Anything fun an 18 year old can do in the American Southeast?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Uh order something via phone?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Buy fireworks. That's the first thing I did that I needed to be 18 for.

 

After that was voting.

 

'MERICA!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Turning 18 in less than a month.

 

Anything fun an 18 year old can do in the American Southeast?

Cow tipping...

[Srake]

Cows don't exist in the South East. Whaddya crazy?

 

I gotta say it feels really weird to actually fit into an age group now. I spent my entire childhood being that little kid playing with people like 10-15 years older than me. But now everyone else in my age group has finally caught up.

 

I don't like it.

[Pinkie Pie]

Can't disagree. Only I was hanging out with family who were like - 10 - 13 years older than me. Now I'm considered the old guy.

[BTGBullseye]

I'm 25, and still haven't met hardly anyone in my age group (IRL, not online) that has one iota of common sense. (there are a couple, and we're friends)

 

As for drinking... Yeah at that low body mass, you shouldn't be getting heavy drinks. (and definitely never again get the one with gold flakes in it, it's dangerous) I got over $300 worth of hard liquor poured into me on my 21st, but I was sober 45 minutes after the last drink. (Scotch, straight-up) No puking. No hangover. No memory loss. (I remember that I decided that I could act weird, and everyone would just attribute it to the drink) I also have a natural tolerance beyond just my 212lb body mass... My grandparents were all alcoholics, but neither of my parents are... I get all of the resistance to alcohol, but none of the tendency towards alcoholism. (I'm an extremely rare exception to the rule that if someone in your lineage was alcoholic, then so are you if you get too much in you the first couple times)

 

For the 18ers... 1st thing I keep hearing is that you can not only get a job, but you can also go to a strip club. (some strip clubs have a minimum limit of 18 years, but most have 21) I don't personally recommend the S.C., but it's there if you want.

[Humin]

Speaking of alcoholics. My dad once told me a story about my grandfather that every weekend he'd buy 2 packs of 24 beers and finish them all right before Monday when he had to go back to work.

[Srake]

I really hate that this has become a thing on YouTube.

It was funny the first time I saw it, not the next 24 times.

[Pinkie Pie]

Well, you know how it goes. When someone makes something funny, another million have to copy it, each with varying degrees of success.

 

Mostly they suck.