General Chat

[Jek Jek Roo]

Why is this fucking polish spambot here?

Breslaw web page desinger. Wtf.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Christ, there are everywhere! Zakopane and Warsaw!

[Humin]

They got all deleted right in front of my eyes.

I didn't do it but it felt good.

[Lord Sinister]

They got all deleted right in front of my eyes.

I didn't do it but it felt good.

 

There exists no freedom from me.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Victoria!

[Blue]

Victoria!

 

 

Hurr British Queens

[Collective Foal]

Lol, I misread Tudor and thought it was gonna be some sort of Brazzers comic.

[Pinkie Pie]

I keep forgetting, who's the artist that draws those comics?

[Collective Foal]

Found this and laughed my ass off.

 

Men, there is only one thing that will be able to unite our idiotic bickering selves and it is...

 

DAT ASS

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

This is going to be a good thanks giving this year! Want to know why? Bacon Butter! I'll explane what that is in a moment. First lets talk about the turky. Most years my family dose a thing called "brining" (I don't think I spelled it right) it's where you soak the turkey in broth and spices for a day befor you cook it, and it tasts grate. But this year we did some a bit different, we used apple cide as the broth. Then we made the bacon butter, it is raw bacon, butter, and a fuck tun of spices blended together and you shove it under the turkeys skin befor you cook it, but that's not all, this turkey is going to be cooked covered in bacon, all over it, bacon woven into sheets, a turkey soaked in apple cider filled with bacon butter and mummified in bacon. That is good cooking right there.

 

 

Bet you feel hungry right now,

[Collective Foal]

YOU'RE BARDING AND LARDING YOUR FUCKING TURKEY AFTER BRINING IT IN APPLE CIDER?

 

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!

 

My grandma always cooks the turkey with stuffing inside, which is a potential salmonella disaster, but it's very unlikely that will happen.

 

But yea, let me explain to you Hooves, in culinary concept, how your turkey is going to be fucking incredible.

 

First of all, brining (you spelled it right) a turkey helps tenderize the meat by letting the salt dissolve the tough protein bonds throughout the bird. Secondly, the turkey absorbs the seasonings and gives it tremendous flavor.

 

Now, you're covering the turkey in fat while cooking (a process known as barding) and putting fat inside the turkey while cooking (called larding). Not only does this add fat to the turkey, giving it flavor, richness, and moistness, but it also locks in the juices from the bird more effectively, making it the moistest, tastiest bird you might ever have. Good on you and your family for such an undertaking.

[Alyxx Thorne]

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Norway. But we're already stocking up on christmas food.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

YOU'RE BARDING AND LARDING YOUR FUCKING TURKEY AFTER BRINING IT IN APPLE CIDER?

 

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!

 

My grandma always cooks the turkey with stuffing inside, which is a potential salmonella disaster, but it's very unlikely that will happen.

 

But yea, let me explain to you Hooves, in culinary concept, how your turkey is going to be fucking incredible.

 

First of all, brining (you spelled it right) a turkey helps tenderize the meat by letting the salt dissolve the tough protein bonds throughout the bird. Secondly, the turkey absorbs the seasonings and gives it tremendous flavor.

 

Now, you're covering the turkey in fat while cooking (a process known as barding) and putting fat inside the turkey while cooking (called larding). Not only does this add fat to the turkey, giving it flavor, richness, and moistness, but it also locks in the juices from the bird more effectively, making it the moistest, tastiest bird you might ever have. Good on you and your family for such an undertaking.

By Luna's phalic shaped horn! That turkey was by far the best I've ever had! And it was so juicy! I'm still blow away by it. It was far better that I thought it would be, and I thought it would be godly.

[Collective Foal]

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Norway. But we're already stocking up on christmas food.

 

Alyxx's Pantry:

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yeah, I use Spam for target practice.

[Collective Foal]

I was expecting "Bitch, I eat Spam for breakfast!" but this suffices

[Alyxx Thorne]

That too.

[Collective Foal]

Alright, you guys need to help me out with my social disbility. Now I can talk to people and I can continue conversations, but when there's an awkward silence hanging around, I can never come up with something else to talk about. Give me some help on how I should rig my thought processing to make this less of a pain in the ass for me por favor.

[Lord Sinister]

Alright, you guys need to help me out with my social disbility. Now I can talk to people and I can continue conversations, but when there's an awkward silence hanging around, I can never come up with something else to talk about. Give me some help on how I should rig my thought processing to make this less of a pain in the ass for me por favor.

 

A new conversation subject on something inane such as the weather, the traffic, and so on, or possibly something very slightly related to what you were previously talking about, but not a subject designed to be talked about at length, ie there's only so much you can say about the day's weather, but it serves to bridge the gap between what you were previously talking about at length, and what you may next be talking about at length.

[BTGBullseye]

Talk politics... If you do it right, you'll never get a silence.