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Today was odd... My dad tried to quit his job, and fir good reason he was working 120 weeks for starters, but seeing as the company would go under without him they did what they could to make him stay.

 

Then I was cleaning the grees out of a shit tank

 

Then at the end of the day I walked in on my mom naked.

 

 

What. The. Fuck!

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Today was odd... My dad tried to quit his job, and fir good reason he was working 120 weeks for starters, but seeing as the company would go under without him they did what they could to make him stay.

 

Then I was cleaning the grees out of a shit tank

 

Then at the end of the day I walked in on my mom naked.

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Today was odd... My dad tried to quit his job, and fir good reason he was working 120 weeks for starters, but seeing as the company would go under without him they did what they could to make him stay.

 

Then I was cleaning the grees out of a shit tank

 

Then at the end of the day I walked in on my mom naked.

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Then at the end of the day I walked in on my mom naked.

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Today my Dad indirectly told me I should drink Vodka so I could socialize.

 

 

*My sister and friends show up*

Dad: Why don't you go join them.

Me: They're pouring drinks.

Dad: Well join them.

Me: No, they're pouring drinks.

Dad: Go join them.

 

BTW I'm 19. Also I didn't end up drinking. Also one of the guys who drank was a year younger than me.

 

 

If it weren't for Doc. Whooves that would probably sound outlandish.

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"Anything I can do to help?"

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Either he's really curious what you would look like drunk, or he wants you to "hook up" with one of your sisters friends.

Everyone, myself included, wonders what I'm like drunk. But no, all of the girls there were taken or live in New York. He just hates that I don't get out of the house at all, but that's because all my friends are 200 miles away where my college is.

 

Your Welcome... I think

I don't even know any more.

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"Anything I can do to help?"

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I'm not sure how that justifies blatant illegal misconduct, but I think that makes your dad the coolest dad known to the forums.

 

No. And I will fight for it!

 

(let the games begin)

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I'm fairly certain he lives in Wisconsin, though.

 

Same rules here. If your parent says so, you can drink. And this is Wisconsin, the cheese and beer state. I have been on 3 brewery tours and go buy a brewery every time I walk the dog. I've only ever had one beer, though, and that was under extenuating circumstances. The fact that I don't drink shocks many people. Everyone at my college drinks.

 

but I think that makes your dad the coolest dad known to the forums.

See my posts in the vent thread to know why he isn't.

 

But just because Whooves challenged me, here are some facts about my dad:

He grew up on a farm, once built an actual working ballistic canon that he fired with home-made gun powder (he owns a copy of the anarchist cookbook, I've flipped through it myself). He left the farm when he joined a band, switching between keyboard, guitar, and lead singer. He has a degree in theatre and one in some computers thing. He currently does 3D animations (working on one now for the teen choice awards), has written books on the subject, and is in the final steps of a feature length movie.

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Today my Dad indirectly told me I should drink Vodka so I could socialize.

 

 

*My sister and friends show up*

Dad: Why don't you go join them.

Me: They're pouring drinks.

Dad: Well join them.

Me: No, they're pouring drinks.

Dad: Go join them.

 

BTW I'm 19. Also I didn't end up drinking. Also one of the guys who drank was a year younger than me.

 

 

If it weren't for Doc. Whooves that would probably sound outlandish.

You have to be 21 to drink in America, right? I've always thought that was a bit weird since I can legally drink. I have to be 18 before I can drive, though.

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He grew up on a farm, once built an actual working ballistic canon that he fired with home-made gun powder (he owns a copy of the anarchist cookbook, I've flipped through it myself). He left the farm when he joined a band, switching between keyboard, guitar, and lead singer. He has a degree in theatre and one in some computers thing. He currently does 3D animations (working on one now for the teen choice awards), has written books on the subject, and is in the final steps of a feature length movie.

 

Well my dad also grew up on a farm, but he always had a love for programing. At 16 he was writing the coad for the cooling systems of a nucler reactor. He was traveled atoned the world collecting momentos where ever he goes. Including a mien calendar, an obsedeon axe, a fake scull, a not so fake scull, 2 blades, an albino wolf pelt, several African masks, and lots of guns. One time be went to Africa just for the hell of it. He can make anything from a tree house to a hand grenade made out of a potato. He has performed a great Meny feats of bad assness. He is the most interesting man in the world.

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