Guess that game quote!

[ScottD.Betson]

Grand Theft Auto V

 

 

 

"Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down Portland harbour. Go and introduce a BAT to his face. Then take his car, respray it. I WANT COMPENSATION FOR THIS INSULT!"

Too easy Binky: Grand Theft Auto III: Dont Spank Ma Bitch Up with the dialogue by Joe Pantliono

Even after 14 years or so I remember that mission!

 

Some Diablo scumbag's been pimping his scuzzy bitches in my backyard! Go and take care of things for me! If you need a piece. Go 'round back of Ammu-Nation Opposite of the LC Subway!!!!

[Binky The Rabbit]

Also GTA, and also Luigi Top notch game!

 

Ok, how about:

 

"That was hot like leather seats on a hundred-degree day.

 

That's Fahrenheit, not Celcius.

 

But it is BOILIN' IN HERE!

 

I'm takin' it off to this next record, it is HOT, baby!"

[CaptianMelonhead]

And the cock knock one Im going with Duke Nukem

Noo, that was from Tales from the Borderlands

"That was hot like leather seats on a hundred-degree day.

That's Fahrenheit, not Celcius.

But it is BOILIN' IN HERE!

I'm takin' it off to this next record, it is HOT, baby!"

That is Gta Vice City

 

And at the end of fear.... oblivion!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Arkham Asylum

 

 

"When are you going to shut up and kiss me?"

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[ScottD.Betson]

Sounds like its from Bioshock Infinite

 

 

"'Go get some sleep he says' haha I have been sitting in THIS CHAIR ALL NIGHT!! with the lights off drinking coffee. THIS IS A DISASTER!!!! WE ARE SOOO SCREWED MAN!!!!!!! These gorillas listen to me are going to come down here and rip my head off! its ridiculous I did not go to law school for this so ok now what the hell are we gonna do?!" "Ohh for God Sakes its you! AWWW JEEZ I'm gonna need new pants!!! Hey those psychos from up North they have been on the horn, and they're coming down here soon, now WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED MONEY!?!!!! Aww I thought you were really taking care of things! I REALLY DID! and now those Guido's say I gotta do them a favour, oh of course I mean that, do I really think I look like I can intimidate a jury?! I couldn't intimidate a child and believe me I tried

 

Remember Guilty is a Dirty Word

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!? *throws vase to the floor*

 

Candy, you know Shrubb? you guys get up to anything Kinky? Oh Yeah Oh yeah Oh Yeah YES YES YES YES YES YES YES OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Please tell me you got that kid! this will be better than the giant shark biting the fishermans DICKS OFF!!!"

[Binky The Rabbit]

GTA Vice City, such a fount of great quotes.

 

The first bit is a Ken Rosenburg ("Schmuck of a Lawyer") compilation.

Next is...possibly from the Jury Fury mission...?

Then it's Ricardo Diaz being...Ricardo Diaz.

And finally, either Tommy Vercetti or the Film Director asking Candy Suxx about Shrub before the camera mission, while she's doing some..filming..

 

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"Seal it Larson! Feast your eyes on this [redacted]. Doesn't that make your wallet rumble?"

"Sorry, I only play for sport."

[Zaraki]

Lara Croft?

 

"Whoa. You could be your own planet! You'd have to hold your pants up with an asteroid belt!"

[ScottD.Betson]

sounds like its from Planetside?

 

"This is a rescue right?!

This isnt some elaborate set up for a gang bang??!"

[Scorpia]

Saints row 3

 

"I bet you say that to every guy who gets you a homeworld."

[ScottD.Betson]

homeworld 2?

 

 

Great Scott!!! this is heavy Doc

[Binky The Rabbit]

I assume the Telltale Back To The Future.

 

Lara Croft?

Correct!

 

 

"[redacted], do you notice anything...unusual about Captain [redacted]?"

"Well I find the fact that he has a spring where his legs should be to be quite puzzling."

"Annd..why do you think that is..?"

"Perhaps an injury sustained while battling galactic evil?

"This isn't the real Captain [redacted] you numbskull! It's a robot!"

"Oh."

[Psychotic Ninja]

Ratchet & Clank

 

 

It depends on what you mean by "alive". He is... no longer human.

[ScottD.Betson]

infamous 2?

 

My name is Vito Scaletta I was born in sicily in 1925

[Psychotic Ninja]

Mafia 2, and mine was from Final Fantasy 10.

 

 

Person 1: "I have become a being of pure energy!"

 

Person 2: "Without pants!"

[ScottD.Betson]

sounds a bit like Jak and Daxter: the lost frontier

 

I swear thats the last time, I ever, EVER!!!!! Touch any stupid PRECURSOR CRAP!!!!!!!!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Jak and Daxter 1(?)

 

Mine was from Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions

 

 

(here's an easy one)

 

 

 

Person 1: You... are a hipster!

 

Person 2: What?

 

1: You're a hipster.

 

2: I hate hipsters.

 

1: Classic hipster denial.

 

2: I abhor hipsters. I eat them for fun!

 

1: Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.

 

2: Well, I really fucking do!

 

1: Self hatred. Common hipster affliction.

 

2: Only because I'm living out here away from the Bean Machines, and the bankers?

 

1: You're gentrifying. Soon, the skinny jeans will show up, then the skinny lattes, and then the bankers. And you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you're what the hipsters aspire to be. You, [censor], are the proto-hipster.

 

2: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullshit. And you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away.

 

1: Hipster.

 

2: Fuck you! Fuck you, [censor]! Say it again!

 

1: I've made my point. I'm not a sadist.

[Zaraki]

GTA V. Mikey and Trev.

 

1."Who's messing with the computers?......Oh."

2."Give me the damn access codes BEFORE I BLOW AN AGGRESSION INHIBITOR!"

1."I ain't tellin you nothin."

*2 kills a couple of other guys*

1."No,wait! It's...uhm...Farnham."

3."Access granted."

2."Thanks."

*2 "accidentally" shoots 1*

2."Uh....oops.Ehe..eeheheheh...."

[Binky The Rabbit]

Starcraft Brood War. I forget the name of the mission, but you're trying to find Stukov in an installation.

Dammit, I need to resume my playthough of that! I'm halfway through that campaign.

 

 

"Swill is the life-blood of pigs! Control the swill, and you control the world! And that means war! What does it mean?"

"WAR SERGEANT!"

[ScottD.Betson]

Psychotic, my quote was from Jak II

 

and Binky I think yours is from Command and Conquer or Homefront, Im not sure really

 

 

 

Montanna, 1880, My Name is ______ ____

[Zaraki]

Starcraft Brood War. I forget the name of the mission, but you're trying to find Stukov in an installation.

Dammit, I need to resume my playthough of that! I'm halfway through that campaign.

 

Patriot's Blood.

I'm currently on the Zerg campaign:Kel-Morian Combine.

 

OT:GUN?

 

"We can serve you...WE ARE EAGER TO PLEASE!!!"