Cards Against Freeman

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600 problems a minute

mind-reading owls

anthropomorphic frog people who live in sewers

box smashing room

snot monster

[BTGBullseye]

600 problems a minute

I think you mean 800...

 

OT: Cthulu Dog.

[kjc609]

I hear ___. But I don't see ____. It must be space ____.

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________! Who knows what they're doing in there

 

 

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Rocky the rocket ranger

Godzilla fingering

Asphalt tumor

Hardcore karate chimpanzee

[kjc609]

Hey, you forgot your ___! Take some of mine!

[kingkolton9]

Cards Against Freemanity...I like this idea.

 

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_! It's not as strong as _, but it lets you _!

 

This sounds like a job for ambassador _.

 

You know, everyone's always told me that I'm _ and I need to _.

 

This right here is why you should eat _ in the morning.

 

_ killed dozens of people, and he was a _!

 

Some people just have to learn things the hard way. I mean, it only took me one time to learn not to _.

 

What the fuck? We installed _ in our _?

 

I'm a walking _ nightmare. It makes me want to _ someone.

 

Why is this guy _? He wasn't _ a minute ago. He was screaming about silo doors like a _.

 

Well, this settles it. _ is a James Bond villain company.

 

Hey man, what's your problem? Why are you _? I'm taking this _ away from you, mister. You're obviously not mature enough to handle it! Now you sit there and think about what you've done. (I just had to put the full line there for effect)

 

Ah, a _! Part of me wants to believe we're not this criminally incompetent but I know better.

 

All right, I'm not an expert in _ but that sounds to me like _.

 

First I'm killing _ for them, now I'm playing _.

 

There should really be an online version of this.

 

 

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Yes, I know some people just hate Family Guy, but it makes my point.

[kjc609]

Maybe it's his job to guard ___ from being eaten by ___.

[kjc609]

There should really be an online version of this.

 

 

 

There is.

 

http://pyz.socialgamer.net/index.php

[kingkolton9]

There should really be an online version of this.

 

 

 

There is.

 

http://pyz.socialgamer.net/index.php

 

I've known about that for some time. I meant a Cards Against Freemanity specific version. Not a deck, but a game just dedicated to Freeman.

[DolphyBlueDrake]

Sorry I'm late to the party! If this is still being worked on, I'd like to make a few suggestions:

 

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So, do I still have __? Yeah, I still have __.

So what's this? __ Freeman? Oh... shit they know my __!

No, lasers, aliens, I just flat out have __.

But see, I'm willing to __ my problems.

But I'm a great salesman! Hi, I'm selling these great used __!

What is that? __!! Next stop, __! You can have the __!

I don't like how liberal this guy is about firing __ inside an underground __.

As long as he stays down, I don't think I need to do a __, I'm not at that phase in my life yet.

Follow my advice and you'll __ just like me! *ha-hyuck!*

I'm gonna need a __, I'll check in with Eddy, he can probably hook me up with something.

 

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Ambassador Pineapple

Bees

Anti-Scurvy Machine

Facehuggers

Ninjas understanding quantum mechanics