Cards Against Freeman

[SeriousMadness]

I have an idea for a fan expansion for Cards Against Humanity. If you haven't heard of this game, or ever played it, I personally highly recommend it. Google it!

 

There are various official expansions, and I ran into a fan-made expansion/version called Cards Against Gallifrey.

 

Which gave me the idea for Cards Against Freeman!

 

With Black Cards saying things like...

 

• Stay on your side of the line! Your side is full of _____ and my side is full of _____!
  How do you deal with incompetent co-workers?
  Why am I waking up in a trash compactor, again?
  What is the number one regret of dying people?
  Why do you have to do everyone's job?

 

and White Cards saying things like...

 

• A dead rescue team.
  A Degree worth more than the lives of others.
  Two shots of vodka for breakfast.
  Frog people attacking your house.
  The smoldering corpse of an electrocuted squirrel.
  Bad Nachos.
  The many years of whiskey drinking to sound like a pirate.
  Waking up in a trash compactor...again.
  A SPAS-12: The best comeback of all.

 

I was wondering if people would be interested in this sort of thing, and if so, what sort of questions and answers you'd like to see.

Hell, if enough people are interested, how cool would it be to have an "official" version out? What if it was expanded to Civil Protection and other Accursed Farms properties?

 

If you have suggestions for questions, as well as answers, please be organized. Have a heading for the black cards, then list them, and have 3 or so lines separating them from your white card suggestions. If you have many similar suggestions, separate those by one line (in this example, a few takes on waking up in a trash compactor). Use the full editor (or know the codes) to use "list". that will also help things be organized.

 

Example:

 

Black Cards

 

• Stay on your side of the line! Your side is full of _____ and my side is full of _____!
  How do you deal with incompetent co-workers?
  Why am I waking up in a trash compactor, again?
  What is the number one regret of dying people?
  Why do you have to do everyone's job?
  

 

 

 

White Cards

 

• A dead rescue team.
  A Degree worth more than the lives of others.
  Two shots of vodka for breakfast.
  Frog people invading your house.
  The smoldering corpse of an electrocuted squirrel.
  Bad Nachos.
  The many years of drinking whiskey to sound like a pirate.
  Waking up in a trash compactor...again.
  A SPAS-12: The best comeback of all.

 

• Waking up in a trash compactor
  Catching a break and waking up in the shade
  Giving a lecture in a trash compactor
  Anything 80 proof after waking up in a trash compactor

 

 

 

Helpful tips:

Questions for black cards are best. Fill in the blanks work, but limit those to 3.

White cards should be nouns, or verbs ending in "ing".

If you are unsure about something, ask or hold it back until you figure it out.

[DeWolfeJV]

This is a pretty good idea.

[danielsangeo]

"People aren't creating card games about your life, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[HLPrincess]

"People aren't creating card games about your life, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

[kjc609]

Black Cards:

 

WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME?!

That kind of reminds me of that time when that ___ got caught between the ___.

___? This looks like a job for Ambassador Pineapple!

Is that an ___? It IS!

Where's my helmet?

 

White cards:

Squirrels getting caught between power lines.

Annoying suits.

Missing helmets.

[Descriptor]

Black Card: "I have to blow _____ up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"

or alternatively, "I have to blow _____ up! It's the only way to prove I'm not ______!"

 

White Card: Cthulhu Dog, Giant Nutcrackers

[kjc609]

YOU TRICKED ME INTO ___ YOU IN A REALLY LOUD WAY!

[danielsangeo]

CALL ME _________, BITCH!

[Arby]

I don't wanna __ a schizophrenic

[danielsangeo]

I would think that ________ are the one thing you __________ might understand something about.

[kjc609]

__!...__. What could it mean?

[danielsangeo]

Ah. The _____ of the house. Try some of our product.

[kjc609]

I need a hologram, so that when one of the scientists walks in, sits down, and starts working, I have a hologram of a ___ come up and try and ___.

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[SwingBox]

When I'm ___, they should ___ this ___ __.

 

Okay... keep against the ___ and just walk straight past the ___ ____. Don't make ___ ___,

just walk... WALK!

[kjc609]

White Cards:

 

Nano emitters projecting sexy holograms.

Getting hunted down and killed by ninjas ten years from now.

Kill everyone in the building.

 

Black Cards:

 

Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, ___!

[kjc609]

I remember in a job interview I had five years ago, they asked me "Where do I see myself in five years?" I never knew how to answer that question. And now, as I'm ____, this is why.

[danielsangeo]

I deadlights captured thee afore you could _______ _________.

[Alyxx Thorne]

This is an awesome idea! I support this!

[dashofweak]

This was crazier than the time I was awake for four days straight and thought my house was being invaded by ________

[danielsangeo]

It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching _____________ with flashing lights on either side of me. Then I realize: I'm in Hell!