Ross' quotes in everyday life

[Grandoeyo]

It explains itself. here's an example:

 

You're having trouble figuring out this game while I can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant Lagrangian.

 

You know like that. Heck even make his name some kind of pun like they do on Community. I know no one's gonna Ross this on up.

[Twilight Sparkle]

A pretty obvious one:

 

"Do you know who ate all the _________?"

 

"No! Do you know if leptons are really compound particles?!"

[Pinkie Pie]

*be babysitting*

 

NO! I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER! STOP IMPRINTING!

[Twilight Sparkle]

Sitting in computer class:

 

"This is a keyboard. This is a mouse."

 

"To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself, and move it forward. Or backward."

[Grandoeyo]

*Bowls and hits two pins at once* Combo plater!

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*reads creapycreepypasta on Vincent Van Go* It's like an echasketch from hell!

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*sees a picture of Jeff the killer* See, i'm looking at the face of death right now.

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I don't know if I can eat a burger that big, but I mean what the hell it worked for Nixon it should work for me too right?

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(\ /)Oh my God this is crazy in a box with a side order of fries.

(o.0)

(>i<)

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*uses sonic screwdriver* mna-mna-mna-mna-mna-mna-mna-mna-mna

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[Luis]

*Entering Pompidou Center*

 

''Who designed this room? M.C Escher?''

 

[danielsangeo]

I have said "I'm so proud of you" sarcastically so many times now since episode 26, you wouldn't believe it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?start=54&v=b62jaFWkd4I

 

[Luis]

When the bus is full and you pass a stop full of people:

 

"SUUUUUUUUCKEEEERS!!!!! Hahaaaaa."

[Collective Foal]

Everyday of my life.

 

"EA is an evil company."

[Pinkie Pie]

[Elevator door closes] Whoa, train's leaving the station, all aboard. [That asshole you hate tries to squeeze in.] No, not you! You don't have a ticket!

[ShouldBeNew]

Oh no! It seems like the train broke! *hits it with a crowbar* *train goes super fast* AHHHHH! I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

[Professor Vex]

I did have one of the best days when with a small group of acquaintances I got a phone call, after the other person hung up I pretended to keep talking to him for a minute before screaming: "I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!" Then I sat down all nonchalantly like nothing had happened, and within seconds we all started laughing.

 

My website's 404 page used to say ERROR 482: Someone shot the server with a twelve gauge, but I stopped paying to keep it up...