Team Fortress 2

[Epsilon]

Anyone want to organize an MVM game with me after I finally get the installation to work? I haven't played in a while.

 

/raises hand

 

I'm available for the large majority of the weekend, and I'm eager to play TF2 with someone other than a merry ragtag group of randoms. Together, we will thrust our feet into many a robot posterior.

[Collective Foal]

I've never really liked MvM. Idunno why. I like how it rewards you with stuph, but I just don't enjoy the gameplay style, especially when I could just go play Killing Floor for the same effect.

[Epsilon]

I'm not particularly fond of it, but I vastly prefer it to those 32-man Dustbowl servers that I only visit when I need a quick ego boost. I've been playing roamer/Sniper in a few 6v6s, and it's been pretty entertaining. The competitive TF2 community is quite possibly the only one I've been a part of that's not a bunch of condescending windbags.

[rairii]

Finally got it to install, but I'm rusty as hell having not played in over a month.

[misses_bull]

I guess I could play mvm

 

But I need to reinstall as well.

[Collective Foal]

My sniping is actually getting pretty good. In comp, I'm nothing special, but I can pubstomp it any day. As scout, it's almost guarenteed I top charts. I've become very confident in my scout game.

[rairii]

I'd just like to say that I've finally named my strange sniper rifle "Australian Haircut" and I can now die happy.

[Collective Foal]

My Strange Jarate is "An Outback Steakhouse Urinal."

 

I've never been happier than that moment when I clicked "I'm sure!"

[rairii]

I still regret the time I sold my strange escape plan named "i prey 2 sanic 4 da speed i need", described "We must burn the pain and use it as fuel for our journey."

[Collective Foal]

Welp, Valve fucking ruined Smissmass this year. The short circuit is the most overpowered piece of shit and the game is now officially called "Engineer Fortress 2." The object of the game is to see who is better at pressing 4, then 1, then M1, then 2, then holding M1.

[Epsilon]

Welp, Valve fucking ruined Smissmass this year. The short circuit is the most overpowered piece of shit and the game is now officially called "Engineer Fortress 2." The object of the game is to see who is better at pressing 4, then 1, then M1, then 2, then holding M1.

 

Oh, goodness. They buffed the Short Circuit, didn't they? DIDN'T THEY?

 

The only change I'm satisfied by is that they buffed 2 Soldier secondaries. Now, I might actually think about using something other than the Gunboats.

[misses_bull]

9_pTnrap_mQ

 

This is why I unistalled

[Collective Foal]

I don't get why Valve didn't do something like offer free hat drops for Every couple hours of playing the TF2 Beta, which I still happen to have installed. This would PROBABLY help them with their decision making, eh?

[Epsilon]

I'm fully aware of how outrageous the Short Circuit is after experiencing it first hand as a Soldier, but does anyone remember pre-nerf Natascha? The minigun that could slow you to a crawl from across the map if you were hit by even one bullet? I have PTSD from those days. The horrors I've seen. The constant tide of rage-filled threads on SPUF. Hnngh.

[Collective Foal]

I'm fully aware of how outrageous the Short Circuit is after experiencing it first hand as a Soldier, but does anyone remember pre-nerf Natascha? The minigun that could slow you to a crawl from across the map if you were hit by even one bullet? I have PTSD from those days. The horrors I've seen. The constant tide of rage-filled threads on SPUF. Hnngh.

I actually don't remember those days. May have been before my time. I started playing in late 2009.

[rairii]

I'm fully aware of how outrageous the Short Circuit is after experiencing it first hand as a Soldier, but does anyone remember pre-nerf Natascha? The minigun that could slow you to a crawl from across the map if you were hit by even one bullet? I have PTSD from those days. The horrors I've seen. The constant tide of rage-filled threads on SPUF. Hnngh.

I actually don't remember those days. May have been before my time. I started playing in late 2009.

 

The nerf was in 2010 I think, apparently before I started playing. I started playing just a month or two before the Mann Co. update.

[Collective Foal]

I played on my friend's computer just after the first Halloween Event. After that, I didn't play until the next summer. Then by the time the Scream Fortress 2010 and Mann Co. came along, I was playing somewhat frequently. That continued until late 2012 when I got my power PC, on which I've probably retained a Steam Rating of 10 for a better portion of the year.

[rairii]

Scouty with a chance of Meatshots.

[Collective Foal]

I hate you so much, that name is fucking genius.

[rairii]

I love how I can spend like an hour going through names for weapons in my head and they all fucking suck and then something like that registers in my mind. The main exception was "Australian Haircut", my friend came up with that and never used it.

 

Edit: I did forget, I owe the "scouty" part to Don, it was originally going to be "Cloudy"