Team Fortress 2

[Collective Foal]

That feeling of pure awesome when you telefrag an engie... Twic in the same friggin' round

 

But I'm on all night tonight if you wanna join (yes i posted this in the FFA too.)

[mehdawg654]

Guys.

 

Guys.

 

Hey, guys.

 

Guys.

 

I just got an AWESOME idea. A remake of "Romeo and Juliet," but with a BLU Scout as Romeo, and a female RED Scout as Juliet.

[Collective Foal]

Wow, that sounds a lot like the movie they did with the lawn gnomes a few years ago. That movie was shit, but the premise was... well shit. But the original playwrite was a brilliant concept. Not my cup of tea, but I'd say go for it. If it means half decent animations in the Source Engine, by all means...

 

Anyways, I missed that Seinfeld thing. Bloody awesome

[Epsilon]

I want the hat-misc combo below so badly; it looks pretty hilarious. Does anyone have a Sight for Sore Eyes or Foster's Facade?

 

 

 

 

On another note, is there a way to make it so I have a different viewmodel_fov for each weapon? I'd like to have a viewmodel_fov of 0 for my primary, but my normal one for secondaries and melee weapons.

[Collective Foal]

Scripts bro. Lots of scripts.

 

So here's my permanent Pyro loadout:

 

S. Degreaser: "Pinkie Pie's Instant Cake Baker"

Description: "All you have to do is take a cup of fire..."

 

S. Flare Gun: "Pinkie Pie's Instant Candle Lighter"

Description: "Add a little crits,"

 

S. Axestinguisher: "Pinkie Pie's Instant Cake Slicer"

Description: "Then just take a little something overpowered..."

 

 

If I had a Pyro hat (can hats even have descriptions?), I'd make the description "A bit of rage, just a pinch."

[Collective Foal]

Sorry to doublepost but these are completely unrelated.

 

Four new weapons. My initial opinions:

 

Heavy Heatmaker: Needs a damage nerf along with the ammo nerf. Will make heavies stay in windup more often, though, so they will be more susceptible to headshots. Practically eliminates the power of a good Kunai spy.

 

Scout's Flying Guillotine: Awesome weapon. Very unique and fresh and I like it a lot. And furthermore, they released it into the game PERFECTLY BALANCED for once.

 

Spy's Red Tape Recorder: Yet again, an incredible weapon concept. It does need a nerf though on how quickly it downgrades buildings, cause if you're an engineer and you're repairing your tele or something and a spy lays one on your LVL 3 sentry, it will be down to level 1 before you can say "Makin Bacon" unless, of course, you're turtling, a tactic I do not personally support in any way. Besides all of that, NEW SAPPER FINALLY 5 YEARS IN THE MAKING!

 

Neon Annihilator: Awesome concept, good execution, but maybe a minor damage nerf before it's balanced. The idea of depending on teammates for kills is awesome. I see some competitive Scout Pyro combos coming if this isn't banned from comp play. However, 2Fort spies beware. The sewers aren't safe any longer...

[Epsilon]

Heavy Heatmaker

R.I.P. Spy

 

Seriously, though, I think every weapon is mostly fine except for the new Scout weapon and Heavy minigun. While the former requires a lack of the cherished pistol, it's somewhat unbalanced because its only downside is a meager "No random crits."

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Anyone know any servers where it's tv2 as it first was, nothing added

[Jek Jek Roo]

Big plus for the idea.

 

 

[Collective Foal]

Heavy Heatmaker

R.I.P. Spy

 

Seriously, though, I think every weapon is mostly fine except for the new Scout weapon and Heavy minigun. While the former requires a lack of the cherished pistol, it's somewhat unbalanced because its only downside is a meager "No random crits."

 

Have you played with it yet? It is most definitely balanced. No random crits is all it needs. You can throw it once every 5 seconds or so. It does about 45 damage on hit + bleed. The crit does 120 or 180. The mini-crit for a "longshot" is absolutely ridiculously far, so that's really out of question. Overall it is an excellent weapon and, in my opinion, is perfectly balanced.

 

Also, I have played as Spy against Heatmaker Heavies. It teaches you patience, a priceless virtue as Spy, and besides, the Dead Ringer decimates it anyway.

[Jek Jek Roo]

7RYeKYj4vEY

 

Probably the best movie made in SFM

[Collective Foal]

Though the animations were sometimes slow and jerky, that was absolutely aweomesauce. Love it.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Apparently it was all motion captured with a Kinect receiver.

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Collective Foal]

That awesome moment when you can play that tune...

[Epsilon]

Not sure which TF2-dedicated thread this should go in, so I'll just post it in the general one...

 

 

 

 

I don't even know how.

[Collective Foal]

Broken image link makes babies cry.

[Epsilon]

 

 

 

Fixed?

[Collective Foal]

Yeah, good job. All noob CoD players, prepare to shit your pants when you see this KDR!

 

News here: I'll be on this weekend through the night as far as I know. That's Friday Saturday and Sunday. And this is a big one, my last weekend of Steam havoc before the school year, so join for a good time. My friends who convinved me I should never ever drink have abandoned me, so there'll probably be some of that going on

[Epsilon]

If I can circumvent being overwhelmed by the bulwark of work known as the IB Program, I'll definitely play TF2 with ya.

 

Time to bring out the ol' caffeine supply...