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The good'ol days:

 

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"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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Lulz at Sandvich only healing (what was it, 100 health?)

 

Anyway. My thoughts on the update:

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It's so terribly gimmicky! The ice knife is the most unbalanced thing I've seen since Queen Latifa standing on a one-legged stool on top of a perfectly round rock, precariously placed on the tip of a rocky spire that's resting directly on the San Andreas fault. When the one class that was MEANT to kill you and keep you in check can't do it's job, you know there's a problem. Oh, Valve...

 

Also, Holiday Punch, while a gimmicky gag weapon, is still overpowered. By making somebody laugh, you're making them unable to do anything for 4-6 seconds, allowing you to execute one of the quickest kill taunts in the game. At LEAST make them the typical "KO" glove taunt (KGB, GRU)

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Dont expend yours secret saxtons, im thinking we should make a meetup and use them on an AF only server :D

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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Didnt you receive a free secret saxton?

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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too late. shoulda said it earlier. :/

 

I've got 2 bucks that need to be spent on something though so I could do that. not like I really need anything from the store anymore.

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Oh, okay. Just re-checked the wiki. I should have received a Secret Saxton, having paid for the game and whatnot. That's cool then :D

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I don't know what to do with my secret saxon. Does any1 want it?

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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That made me lol. It's so creative. Fanmade stuff is awesome (Except when it lets Spies easily 1v1 pyros...)

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i have trained myself to be able to destroy all sorts of sentries as a scout, quickly dealing with low health sentries when i should, baiting engineers away from their nest when i could, using bonk to explode the engineer with his sentry when i had to. And on that window of time that lasts 20-30 seconds where no engineer is around to bother me, i find Nirvana, as i easily destroy the monsters also known as sentry guns with my tiny little scattergun.

 

But then, something happened, something so unholy and so evil that even the darkest minds rather not talk about...

 

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YOU ARE TEARING ME APART INSTA-SPAWN 32 PLAYERS SIZED SERVERS

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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Aside from Scoutman's err- dillema, I've been working on a rap for TF2. So far, I think the Sniper verse looks the nicest.

 

You know I am the Sniper,

Come at you like a viper,

Bag a head, watch you fall down across my screen like windshield wipers.

 

Cuz Snipin' is a thrill,

Let the charge meter fill,

Or quickscope you with my skill,

Then throw some piss like Bear Grylles.

 

BOOM! Headshot, you silly little wanker,

Why don't you come closer so I can spank you,

With my knife,

Cause some strife,

Fuck your wife,

Then the second that you spawn I'll dominate you with my rif-

 

(tie L sound to next verse)Let it go man, there's no reason to yell,

You tell me I'm a noob and that I need to go to hell,

Well that's a little rude, just because I'm on a roll,

Not a troll,

Ain't got no wall-hacks or aimbot in my console.

 

That's all I've got so far. I think It's going along well :D

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I can hear it on my mind.

 

You are credit to rapping community :D.

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"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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