Team Fortress 2

[The Scoutman]

Dont expend yours secret saxtons, im thinking we should make a meetup and use them on an AF only server

[Collective Foal]

I has no moneez to put on Steam, though

[The Scoutman]

Didnt you receive a free secret saxton?

[Blightmare]

too late. shoulda said it earlier. :/

 

I've got 2 bucks that need to be spent on something though so I could do that. not like I really need anything from the store anymore.

[Collective Foal]

Oh, okay. Just re-checked the wiki. I should have received a Secret Saxton, having paid for the game and whatnot. That's cool then

[Jek Jek Roo]

I don't know what to do with my secret saxon. Does any1 want it?

[Collective Foal]

Just go on a server and use it. Ta-Da! Problem solved

[Jek Jek Roo]

I did it, I did it!

[Collective Foal]

Was day happee?!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Nothin'... *sniff* *sniff* :C

[Blightmare]

Well I'm taking a short break from TF2. I get more frustrated lately than anything.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nh2n97o7YY

 

lol... It's old but I still laugh at it.

[Collective Foal]

That made me lol. It's so creative. Fanmade stuff is awesome (Except when it lets Spies easily 1v1 pyros...)

[Pinkie Pie]

I haven't played TF2 really in quite a while.

[Collective Foal]

That puts us in the same boat brother.

[The Scoutman]

i have trained myself to be able to destroy all sorts of sentries as a scout, quickly dealing with low health sentries when i should, baiting engineers away from their nest when i could, using bonk to explode the engineer with his sentry when i had to. And on that window of time that lasts 20-30 seconds where no engineer is around to bother me, i find Nirvana, as i easily destroy the monsters also known as sentry guns with my tiny little scattergun.

 

But then, something happened, something so unholy and so evil that even the darkest minds rather not talk about...

 

 

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART INSTA-SPAWN 32 PLAYERS SIZED SERVERS

[Collective Foal]

Aside from Scoutman's err- dillema, I've been working on a rap for TF2. So far, I think the Sniper verse looks the nicest.

 

You know I am the Sniper,

Come at you like a viper,

Bag a head, watch you fall down across my screen like windshield wipers.

 

Cuz Snipin' is a thrill,

Let the charge meter fill,

Or quickscope you with my skill,

Then throw some piss like Bear Grylles.

 

BOOM! Headshot, you silly little wanker,

Why don't you come closer so I can spank you,

With my knife,

Cause some strife,

Fuck your wife,

Then the second that you spawn I'll dominate you with my rif-

 

(tie L sound to next verse)Let it go man, there's no reason to yell,

You tell me I'm a noob and that I need to go to hell,

Well that's a little rude, just because I'm on a roll,

Not a troll,

Ain't got no wall-hacks or aimbot in my console.

 

That's all I've got so far. I think It's going along well

[The Scoutman]

I can hear it on my mind.

 

You are credit to rapping community .

[Epsilon]

That post is so full of win that I wish I had a truck of rep to dump onto it.

 

Sadly, I don't. Keep working on it... it's great so far.

[Axeldeath]

Plays out perfectly in the Sniper's butchered Aussie accent.

[Collective Foal]

Why thank you, everybody! I thought it was pretty dumb, but I feel reassured