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It's a new sniper's primary wepon!

 

 

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THAT'S A KNIFE!!

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That reminds me of the pyro I saw the other day burning people with his axetinguisher then meleeing them with a degreaser.

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That reminds me of the pyro I saw the other day burning people with his axetinguisher then meleeing them with a degreaser.

 

I love that lag comp. weapon switching :lol:

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No I mean the whole load out was screwed up on my screen. he was using axestinguisher as the flamethrower, kinda like that Jek is showing, but when he switched to his melee, the actual flamethrower was in it's place.

 

and I was the only one seeing it. :/

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Oh :shock: that's trippy, bro.

 

So anyway, nightteam or whatever is the noobiest server EVER! I was on their 24/7 harvest map and the ENTIRE OPPOSING TEAM is autofire engineers, medic/heavies, and ONE decent soldier and a pyro.

 

My Sniper saw this and he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I'm actually surprised the amount of health the Heavy has (with a Medic) irritates you from the perspective of a Sniper more than the fact that simply firing one to three or four bullets pretty much prevents you from taking them down.

 

About Snipers and death sentences at close range:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZLJeQ1Nhc

 

Oh, just a note: You probably already know this, but a lot of the shots look off due to lag compensation and demos and whatnot. In game, they're perfectly legit.

 

lol, if that video is genuine, it's both made by some sort of gaming savant, and probably by someone who can run TF2 at faster than 20 fps.

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Sniper riffle - "Boom! Headshot!"

The Huntsman - "Woops, headshot"

Sydney Sleeper - "Aww Piss"

Bazaar Bergain - "Headshot dammit!"

The Machina -*Click Click Click*

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So my Scout costume for Halloween was a success. Nobody regcognized it and assumed I was a Baseball player with a headset. BUT, as we went to the last house, a guy in his late 20's answers the door. First words out of his mouth

"Are you the Scout?"

 

"YES!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

He was the only person besides Deadline99's family to recognize me. It made me SOOO happy. I skipped up the street back to my house saying "Need a Dispenser Here," all the way home

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Next time I recommend being the Pyro. It'd be a lot less "random" than a baseball player with a headset, and it'd be pretty cool to both those who play TF2 and those who don't.

 

...Unless you can run fast. Then continue to be a Scout.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Next time I recommend being the Pyro. It'd be a lot less "random" than a baseball player with a headset, and it'd be pretty cool to both those who play TF2 and those who don't.

 

...Unless you can run fast. Then continue to be a Scout.

 

I'm the second fastest on my LAX team, so yea. I wouldn't be able to find an asbestos-lined suit for pyro so I couldn't be him/her. Maybe I could be soldier, but I'd need a small gardening shovel and a helmet and a suit and golashes and a copy of "The Art of War"

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I just got an idea.

 

If anyone gets a Clan Pride, I think the Accursed Farms cow would look awesome on it.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Next time I recommend being the Pyro. It'd be a lot less "random" than a baseball player with a headset, and it'd be pretty cool to both those who play TF2 and those who don't.

 

...Unless you can run fast. Then continue to be a Scout.

 

I'm the second fastest on my LAX team, so yea. I wouldn't be able to find an asbestos-lined suit for pyro so I couldn't be him/her. Maybe I could be soldier, but I'd need a small gardening shovel and a helmet and a suit and golashes and a copy of "The Art of War"

If your the 2nd fastest you're gonna have to go as a medic.

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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Well, the same day I managed to repay my debt to ABG, I get put back into debt with him XD

 

Thanks again for the Villain's Veil. I'll once again pay you back when I get the metal. XD But that shouldn't take too long if I decide to sell my Vintage Camera Beard. Still deciding if I should. It's great for my "Party Spy" look. XD

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Rarity, stop acting American! You're better than that.

 

"Hey! I'm out of debt, Oh WAIT, I'm back in debt again! Oh wait! I was never out of debt because I owe EVERY CHINESE CITIZEN $10,000! (This is a factual statement.)

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Well, if ABG would stop telling me thing's he's found. I swear that guy's drops are incredible...

 

Besides, I actually pay back my debts, instead of contemplating a default.

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I haven't dropped SHIT in my past week or so of playing! This is fucking GAY!!!

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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