Team Fortress 2

[Epsilon]

 

 

 

So I tried playing Demo a week or so ago and I'm not too good. If anyone could give me some essential strategies, it'd be great.

[Jek Jek Roo]

A BIG HEAVY PROFILE

[Blue]

I love my jorb being a Heavy.

[Axeldeath]

Unless I'm with someone I know that's never happened to me.

[Blue]

Being a good Heavy or a good Medic is not you playing one way and expecting others to live to a standard. It's compromise on both sides to work with both your habits and their methods. if done perfectly, it's like marriage in that the compromise has you working entirely in tandem, not 50/50 but 100/100. (That's 200% effectiveness mother trucker)

 

It's happened to me before, I playing Medic and healing a Heavy and both of us moving and thinking to the same tune, we took down like two other players, blew an Uber early in the face of another Heavy/Medic (who ubered), and still ended up taking down four other players AND the other Heavy/Medic. 'Twas a good day on Upward, and it was just a random pub server I joined, with some guy I'd never played with before.

[Karl]

I've got a name tag lying about, I want to use it on my strange medigun.

Any ideas?

[Blightmare]

I thought yours was already named. O_o

 

fought a spy yesterday who was so atrociously bad and obvious that it was more like a passive action to kill him than anything else. This guy was accusing everyone who killed him as a hacker. If only he wasn't so damn obvious about it.

[Karl]

Nah, that was my regular medigun. I got a Strange Medigun like the beginning of this week.

[Blightmare]

ah I see.

 

That's a darn good question as I really now of no references to make with the medigun. At least not right now, I'll have to think about it.

 

 

I should get a nametag and description tag and just name one of my weapons "does he look like a bitch?" and make the description "what?"

 

Why? because I can.

[Epsilon]

I thought yours was already named. O_o

 

fought a spy yesterday who was so atrociously bad and obvious that it was more like a passive action to kill him than anything else. This guy was accusing everyone who killed him as a hacker. If only he wasn't so damn obvious about it.

 

I once met an Engie who was the same way. I asked why he thought I was hacking, and he said "you always headshot me."

 

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[Jek Jek Roo]

Yay! I got this hat today:

 

I love a random drop!

[Blightmare]

I have a new quest. One I will devote my life to. I will drop out of school and quit my job to complete this.

 

My quest is simple on paper. I aim to find a 2Fort match that doesn't include the following:

 

a) Severely incompetent F2P who refuse to learn or do anything remotely useful.

b) Team stacking ranked competitive players looking to stroke their ego.

c) All of the above.

 

As you can see, I'll be gone awhile. I'll miss you all.

[Axeldeath]

Don't do it Blighty, you'll never come back D,:

[Collective Foal]

But if he comes back alive, he'll have blossomed into a beautiful butterfly!

[Epsilon]

I have a new quest. One I will devote my life to. I will drop out of school and quit my job to complete this.

 

My quest is simple on paper. I aim to find a 2Fort match that doesn't include the following:

 

a) Severely incompetent F2P who refuse to learn or do anything remotely useful.

b) Team stacking ranked competitive players looking to stroke their ego.

c) All of the above.

 

As you can see, I'll be gone awhile. I'll miss you all.

 

I don't expect you to return.

 

Farewell, Rarity; we knew ye well.

[Blue]

I don't like 2Fort. Like many official maps, it's in its prime when it has between 8 and 14 players on the server, and any more or less than that ruins the experience unless you undertake unconventional or non-competitive gameplay. Any more than 16 and 2fort because a snorefest bore because even if your team is well coordinated then it becomes no give and all take, steamrolling them round after round, and if their defense is too high (like seven engineers) then it too becomes a idiotic as nothing happens, and contrariwise if your team is the one that's doing it. Worse still if it's a server essentially only consisting of Engineers.

[Collective Foal]

Yeah, 2Fort is a shitty, stalemate inducing map. Valve really should have added an alternate entrance to the intel room. I'm terrible at mapping, but my idea was to make a sewer line that extends from the staircase that goes from sewer to base, connecting it to a room similar to the one in the sewer, underneath the base. Then, if you head out and turn right, you come to the enemy intel room. It's hard to explain in words, but it would help to take down intel tanking engies and getting intel without pushing through the entire base. This would also decentralize battle areas, making it so good Snipers on the battlements become ineffective and choke points like the courtyard aren't impossible to bypass.

[Blightmare]

I gave up. So painful. I can only handle 2fort once in a while.

 

Rage-inducing Sniper Rifle!

 

I wish my sniping moments weren't so bipolar. awesome one minute, terribad the next.

[Kirkreng]

Screw fort, in my opinion it is the Rust/Shipment(90% of the fighting goes on in the tiny area around the bridge) of TF2.

[Collective Foal]

The other 10% is on the rare occasion that anyone makes it into the enmy's base. Then the fighting is in the ridiculously tight hallways in the first floor of the base.