Horrible news that would make gamers cry.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Lord Gaben dies

[Zaraki]

Certain games become illegal for sale. e.g. Planescape:Torment,Dawn Of War,Final Fantasy

[Selfsurprise]

Lord Gaben dies

Saint Gaben returns to purge the world of everyone other than Steam Greenlight developers.

[Zaraki]

Valve goes bankrupt.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Valve goes bankrupt.

 

EA buys VALVE

[Zaraki]

Activision unites with EA.

[Psychotic Ninja]

EA goes bankrupt

 

(Hey, we can cry tears of joy)

[Zaraki]

The Playstation 5 is announced and subsequently cancelled.

[Selfsurprise]

The Playstation 5 is announced and subsequently cancelled.

A week later the Playstation 6 is released onto the market without any warning or fanfare.

[Zaraki]

Sony gets bought by Electronic Arts.

[rairii]

New Metroid title announced, developed by Team Ninja

EA goes bankrupt

 

(Hey, we can cry tears of joy)

 

Yes but it's not HORRIBLE news

(I mean it kinda is in my case since I enjoy EA games, especially the free ones, but not in the context of this post)

[TheTron852]

New Metroid title announced, developed by Team Ninja

Aren't those the guys who made the modern version of Ninja Gaiden?

*looks it up* ...Oh. Right. THAT Metroid game.

[Psychotic Ninja]

EA goes bankrupto

 

(Hey, we can cry tears of joy)

 

Yes but it's not HORRIBLE news

(I mean it kinda is in my case since I enjoy EA games, especially the free ones, but not in the context of this post)

There you go, its horrible to you, other fans of EA, and EA themselves.

[Zaraki]

A politician starts an anti-video game campaign.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Video games are banned

[TheTron852]

Video games are banned

Greece. That is all

 

OT: Any person who is caught gaming or even mentioning it in a positive way is subjected to brainwashing that wipes out all that is about video games and liking them, and replaces them with hatred for video games and likening them to the worst possible crimes ever. Endorsed by the anti-gaming organizations worldwide and Jack Thompson

[Psychotic Ninja]

Digital Suicide Homicide actually succeeded in suing 100+ gamers. Other companies follow suit in this get rich quick scheme.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Sony and Microsoft activate a self-destruct mechanism in their old consoles to get people to buy their new ones.

[Selfsurprise]

David Cage and Hideo Kojima somehow conceive a child. It inherits both of it's fathers most "cinematic" tendencies.

[danielsangeo]

This.

 

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