Horrible news that would make gamers cry.

[misses_bull]

star citizen is cancelled and the devs are run away with the 2 million

[Collective Foal]

Gordan Freeman will have an active speaking role in Half-Life 3 and Gilbert Godfreid will voice him.

 

In other news, Amy Poehler will be voicing Chell in the upcoming Portal 2: Episode 1

[Jek Jek Roo]

Bethesda does another crappy sequel of a *insert here any untouchable classic tittle loved by everybody*

[DeWolfeJV]

EA cancels Star Wars: Battlefront 3.

[Collective Foal]

Bethesda does another crappy sequel of a *insert here any untouchable classic tittle loved by everybody*

 

Whatchoo talkin bout? I haven't played a Bethesda game I didn't like... like, ever.

 

OT: Minisentries (or a different overpowered element related to whatever game you play) get a buff.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Sequel to Orange box: PINK BOX

[Collective Foal]

EA buys the rights to any and all indie companies that do or ever will exist.

[Psychotic Ninja]

EA buys Nintendo.

[BTGBullseye]

EA gets bought by Machinima.

[Collective Foal]

EA gets bought by Machinima.

 

I'm thinking a merger would be more logical.

[BTGBullseye]

EA gets bought by Machinima.

 

I'm thinking a merger would be more logical.

*EA goes bankrupt and gets bought by Machinima...

[Jek Jek Roo]

Google+ bought Steam.

[BTGBullseye]

EA get's bought by the US Government, and is remade in NSA's image.

[danielsangeo]

Valve goes the way of Irrational Games, shuts down Steam and becomes a distributor of game apps for iOS only.

[BTGBullseye]

Aliens invade, and put the Machinima legal team in charge of the planet.

[ThePest179]

EA buys Valve. They will cancel Half Life 2:Episode 3.

[BTGBullseye]

EA buys Valve. They will cancel Half Life 2:Episode 3.

Already been said a couple different ways... It's sad that we're running out of stuff to say.

 

The US government makes it illegal to make or sell any games as it violates at least one of Apple's patents/copyrights.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Ea still exists

[danielsangeo]

Valve hires M. Night Shyamalan to write the plot of Half-Life 3 and FakeFactory to do the character models. Uwe Boll is recruited to make the official Half-Life movie.

[BTGBullseye]

Cry for joy?