Horrible news that would make gamers cry.

[Batman]

A New game I just came up with, make up a fake headline that would piss off gamers.

 

Example: Half Life 3 confirmed as a Wii U exclusive.

 

Anyone think they can top that?

[Psychotic Ninja]

EA buys VALVe and cancels Half-Life 3.

[BTGBullseye]

EA buys VALVe, then gets bought by Activision...

[Batman]

GTA V canceled.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Kingdom Hearts 3 canceled.

[BTGBullseye]

*won't affect PC gamers*

 

All internet companies decide to block consoles from accessing internet due to bandwidth concerns.

[Psychotic Ninja]

*won't affect PC gamers*

 

Microsoft does another 180 with the Xbox One.

[Batman]

Breaking news! Nintendo buys Sony.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Capcom kills off Mega Man for good, claiming "fans aren't interested in him anymore".

[BTGBullseye]

*won't affect the intelligent*

 

EA comes out with a new SimEarth, SimAnt, SimFarm, and SimCopter... All require constant internet connection, a monthly payment, and the use of Origin.

[danielsangeo]

Disney purchases Nintendo.

[BTGBullseye]

EA changes Battlefield 4 to be a F2P farming simulator focusing on farmland that was used as a battlefield.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Rockstar cancels Grand Theft Auto V.

[BTGBullseye]

EA announces that they will make a Command & Conquer 5... It will have one side, be multiplayer only, and the servers won't be up for at least 6 months after launch. Preorder it now for only $124.99 and get a different launch screen!

[danielsangeo]

The next version of SimCity requires the purchase of the next version of the Sims, SimEarth, the other Sim games, and Spore. You can go from galaxy simulator, down to Earth, down to city, down to a house.

 

Each game must be purchased separately and no game will work without the others installed.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Microsoft announces they will stop making consoles and focus on making cars that force you to drive using Kinect.

[rairii]

Gabe Newell dies in explosion, only copy of HL3 destroyed.

[Alyxx Thorne]

RAGE 2, the world's first game to take up 32 TB of hard drive space, due to even bigger megatextures is released EXCLUSIVELY on 3.5'' 1.44mb FLOPPY DISKS in what iD Software calls "an attempt at reconnecting with the PC gamer crowd after pissing them off with the terrible launch of RAGE back in 2011 and the lack of support" and as a way of staying true to their past heritage of revolutionizing DOS gaming.

[BTGBullseye]

^^^ There aren't that many 3.5" floppies left in the world. ^^^

 

New game, literally kills you in real life at the end. EA, Activision, and Valve forgo all other development until this game makes $1 trillion. (mandatory life insurance policy to own the game)

[Grandoeyo]

*the dark ages happen**news spread by messenger and took days to get across the neighborhood*

 

The local Game-shack is out of double A batteries