Vent

[Blue]

I remember hearing about a fan-fic for Harry Potter that has all the chapter titles designed to seem naughty but the story itself is perfectly innocuous and funny but totally not what the titles indicate.

Like, "Chapter 17: In which Hermione gets into Draco's pants, and Ron is jealous". In that chapter, they use some kind of potion to disguise themselves; Hermione steals clothing from some students in Slytherin which just so happens to be a set from Draco, and Ron is jealous of her because he ends up with a dress.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yeah, that's a bit clever actually, but a bit boring.

[Blue]

You'll sooner find me ice skating in hell than reading a Harry Potter fan-fic about any sort of sex relations with those characters- or most any characters for that matter.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yeah it's just boring to be honest. I don't mind sex in a fanfic as long as you have a solid story wrapped around it and it's not the main focus because you're writing fiction, not porn.

[Blue]

It's not the lack of narrative in a porn that doesn't appeal to me.

 

It's the lack of jelly beans.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Excuse me but why would you want jelly beans in a porn?

[Twilight Sparkle]

Ever heard of anal beads? Well Jelly Beans are edible so I guess you could...Well what I mean is maybe someone...If they were flexible enough...Or maybe another person might want...You know what, nevermind.

[Blue]

Jelly Beans was a euphemism for Respect of the holiness of matrimony and the maintenance of sexual abstinence, as well as marital faithfulness and monogamy.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Jelly Beans was a euphemism for Respect of the holiness of matrimony and the maintenance of sexual abstinence, as well as marital faithfulness and monogamy.

You lost me at maintance of sexual abstinence.

[Blue]

and away I go.

 

AWAAAAYYYYYYYYY

[AlmostLikeLife]

I'm getting pretty damn sick of my job. More-so, the customers that inhabit my job. I work at a fitness center that a lot of people seem to mistake for a day care service. I put up with idiots all the time. People that can't clean up after themselves, people with no manners, people that can't read important notices on the front door, etc...

 

Anyway, tonight I had a lady come in and she wanted to pay for her and her son's memberships. Her's was $30, her son's was $20. How did she decide to pay? Not with $50 cash or a $50 check. Instead, she chose to use a Money Order made out for $62.50. I called my boss and apparently it's an okay thing to do for some reason, I just had to give her $12.50 in change which I did.

 

At closing time however, the till was $12.50 short. Imagine that. I called a fellow employee and we got it worked out after about 30 minutes.

 

Okay, fine. Still though after that I had to clean up a mess that 8 kids left in the building that took another 15 minutes to do.

 

 

When I got home, was I able to tell anyone about all this mess in any way, shape, or form? No. Because, if I did, I would just get yelled at about how I could always be pushing carts for a living and how I shouldn't be so negative.

 

Fuck. I'm just getting sick and tired of everything, really.

[Pinkie Pie]

Fucking Christ this spam.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Fucking Christ this spam.

I agree. It's such a pain in the ass. Hope we can come up with some security solution soon to combat the onslaught of it.

 

It's weird, it's almost like someone are targeting the forum. Why? That's all I want to know really.

[Collective Foal]

Yeah, we don't have much of a population. We certainly aren't the biggest forum. And we're such a good community that it's obvious when there is a spambot. It's just an inconvenience to us, because it sure doesn't get them any business...

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Yeah it's just boring to be honest. I don't mind sex in a fanfic as long as you have a solid story wrapped around it and it's not the main focus because you're writing fiction, not porn.

Oh do I have some fics you would love

[Twilight Sparkle]

OH GOOD, MORE SPAMBOTS. I WAS STARTING TO GET WORRIED.

[Scorpia]

Has anyone read the Spam bot's posts? they don't even make any fucking sense! what are they selling? what the fuck does the text wrapped around those links have to do with anything? Why's alot of them in Russian?

 

I don't know, but I'm betting there's going to be a new one when i get done typing this!

[Humin]

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I think I found the reason for our spam bot problem.

[Pinkie Pie]

Lovely. It's nice to know they're not being picky.

 

Edit: This motherfucking, anus pumping, shit spewing spam. This is seriously starting to piss me off.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Has anyone read the Spam bot's posts? they don't even make any fucking sense! what are they selling? what the fuck does the text wrapped around those links have to do with anything? Why's alot of them in Russian?

 

I don't know, but I'm betting there's going to be a new one when i get done typing this!

"Hello, Me and my friends are so happy because we post this link, klick it and be happy as we are...."

 

this is annoying as hell >_>