Yo Mamma Game

[iAmaNoob]

It's simple, we post yo mamma jokes until the end of time.

( note, this is just a simple game, no offence is intended here)

I'll start first:

[BTGBullseye]

Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

Yo momma is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"

 

Yo momma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

 

Yo momma's so old, that when God said, "Let there be light," she had to flip the switch!

 

Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

 

Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

 

Yo momma's so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

[iAmaNoob]

One at a time please

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Yo momas like a Big Mac. Big, greasy, and she only costs a buck.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Yo mama's is so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her.

[danielsangeo]

How about a Half-Life related one?

 

Your mama's so ugly, even Mr. Friendly's all like, "....damn."

[BTGBullseye]

Yo momma's like the sun... If you stare too long you're gonna go blind.

[iAmaNoob]

Yo mama so fat that her grave is the size of the gran canyon.

[Seattleite]

I'd talk about yo mama, but I don't know the brotha.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Yo mama loves to go all in... Turns out she's a pretty good poker player.

[Seattleite]

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Yo mama's so fat people think she's omnipresent.

[CaptianMelonhead]

Yo momma's so stupid, she played "got your nose" with Voldemort