What is this game about?

[danielsangeo]

A point-and-click adventure game, you star as a private investigator with a troubled past who must unravel the mysteries that surround a woman who ended up dead in your locked car, strangled, clutching a note written in blood (that's not hers) that says only "Portal."

 

Super Mario Bros.

[iAmaNoob]

The adventure of the Mario Brothers who gained super power after eating a mushroom

 

 

MineCraft

[Twilight Sparkle]

You play as a wealthy business tycoon, who has to build a mining corporation from the ground up by buying mineral-rich lands and extracting the resources, gaining you more money in order to expand your enterprise even further. The goal is to avoid bankruptcy and become a monopoly.

 

Silent Hill

[Pinkie Pie]

An online flash game where baby Hill has to be quiet when Mom Hill passes by. You hold down the left mouse button to be silent when she walks by, then let it go to rack up points and be as loud as possible after she's gone.

 

Watch Dogs

[Psychotic Ninja]

It's a dog sitting simulator.

 

 

Q.U.B.E.

[danielsangeo]

The long-awaited sequel to Q*Bert (not a 3D remake but an actual continuation of the story. What story? Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to!)

 

Super Meat Boy

[iAmaNoob]

A eating simulator where you try to eat as many meatballs to gain super power

 

 

 

Call of Duty

[Aldibar]

A critical flop of a game where the player plays as webby the web portal trying to attract visitors by putting as much crap on one web page as possible but inevitably slowing things down and being so convoluted and confusing that no one wants to play.

 

Where's my water?

[Psychotic Ninja]

It's a survival game.

 

 

DLC Quest

[Arby]

An interactive tour of the Capcom offices

 

I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1

[Twilight Sparkle]

Clearly, it's a point and click puzzle game.

 

Victoria II

[Pinkie Pie]

A JRPG set in the land of Victoria. You are given a squad of four heroes: A warrior, a thief, a white mage, and a dark mage to set out on a quest to defeat the evil King you thought you had already defeated, but it seems he was woken up by the power of Grayskull and this plot is dead.

 

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

[danielsangeo]

This game is a survival horror game set in a zombie-fied Wonderland (Lewis Caroll). The Queen of Hearts has taken her name too literally and has become a zombie out to eat the hearts of the inhabitants of Wonderland. It is up to a two-person team, Alice and the Mad Hatter, to stop her.

 

Tetris

[BTGBullseye]

A bunch of tetrahedrons have become sentient and hostile toward the human race. Your goal: Eliminate the "Tetris".

 

Mechwarrior 4: Mercenaries

[Alyxx Thorne]

A bunch of mercenaries play Mechwarrior on their downtime.

 

Rad Rodgers

[HGARR]

Some clones of a man named roger do some xtreme stuff on their skateboard.

 

Sonic Riders

[Psychotic Ninja]

AO sex game where you *ahem* ride Sonic.

 

Shadow of the Colossus

[Selous Templar]

A game based on American Indian and Japanese spirit worlds where Colossi roam the planes, and a wandering warrior must defeat them to bring his girlfriend back to life. It is a boss rush game, where every boss is a level onto it'self, with many types of Colossi with different attacks and sizes and shapes. Combat is fun, tense, and with some planning to maximise damage. Horse riding is fun, with physics simulated very well, with horse buttocks accurately simulated and projected. Also there are various side objectives, such as Geckos to kill.

 

It's a third person boss rush open world game

 

 

 

CONDEMNED: CRIMINAL ORIGINS

[Alyxx Thorne]

Prequel to Thief.

 

Ion Maiden

[HGARR]

A copyright avoiding Iron Maiden themed Guitar hero style game

 

Freedom planet