I stole the cookie game

[Pinkie Pie]

I was in your barrel, biting your ass. My zombie teeth eventually turn you into a zombie and with your now limited intelligence, drop the cookie. I grab it and roll away again. This joke is already dead but I have the cookie.

[Psychotic Ninja]

This joke is already dead but I have the cookie

 

 

By using ninja powers I'm out of the barrel and teleport right next to Zombie Pinkie Pie I then grab the cookie from Z.P.P. and I eat it. After finishing the cookie with a big grin a new cookie spawns 100 feet away from Psychotic Ninja.

[Humin]

>Use your last "Fuck you I'm Humin!"? <YES/NO>

Humin has obtained the cookie by bending logic and space and is now in Japan riding Godzilla.

[Cirty Dunt]

I release my army of Gnomes to distract/bound&gag/kill Humin while I hand the cookie to Gordon Freeman/Ross Scott as a payment to protect it, and hide behind a boulder.

[Twilight Sparkle]

I send a squad of highly trained assassin clowns to dispatch Cirty and claim the cookie.

 

(This cookie is pretty damn gross by now).

[Humin]

Humin bakes some cookies.

Humin goes to cry in a corner because the cookies he has made are nowhere near the perfection of the cookie he is trying to obtain.

But there's a cookie he forgot to analyze... and it's perfect.

The last cookie, now being made of dirt and asphalt by now, is no longer The Cookie.

Humin has obtained The Cookie by a 1/(huge number here) chance of baking a perfect one.

Humin tosses the defects out the window because the trash can is full and because it might have a chance to distract someone.

[Cirty Dunt]

I am led to the scent of Humin's imperfect cookies in the trash can, but find Humin not far away. I distract him with a kitten, and steal the cookie while he's not looking.

[Humin]

After putting the kitten on the hill I train my thieving on Skyrim to 100.

I then steal the cookie and the clothes off of Dirty Cunt's Cirty Dunt's back because it's too difficult to find pants in my size.

Also free shirt.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I call up Richard Simmons to distract human by "sweating to the oldys" right in front of him, I take the cookie and his left leg just in case and run off.

[BTGBullseye]

BTG refuses to fight with others over a cookie, and proceeds to make and hide The One True Cookie...

 

[Cirty Dunt]

I hit BTG with a green turtle shell, use Star power to find The One True Cookie and hide in Black Mesa Research Facility.

[Humin]

Humin gets lost in the Anomalous Materials sections.

[Aldibar]

I hypnotize you ...

 

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... and steal zee coookie.

[BTGBullseye]

I am immune to all forms of hypnotism and mind control. As such, I secret away the cookie once again, since Aldibar hypnotized himself.

[iAmaNoob]

With my horn, I make the cookie teleport from BTG to my sweet little mouth

[BTGBullseye]

With your horn, I stab you, and regain the decoy cookie I was holding.

[Humin]

Help; it's dark down here and this person with a crowbar is ranting to himself...

[BTGBullseye]

Helps Humin out of the tunnel, then promptly takes up residence with the like-minded things there.

[HGARR]

I use my necromancy powers to revive the 5 year old cookie

[Selous Templar]

I throw my throwing knives at HGARR, killing him, and pick up the cookie. I realise that the cookie being 5 years old is rotten to the core. So I throw it in the compost bin, so that no one else may be unfortunate enough to take it.

 

Instead I go to the store, and get the Largest cookie I can think of, with the chocolate engraved in the shape of the "Screaming for Vengeance" cover. I place it in one of my leather jacket pockets, and walk home.