Things Freeman would be good at

[Otto]

Lock Picker.

Ain't no door he can't get open.

 

Funny, he seems unable to open a lot of doors.

Much to his frustration.

[danielsangeo]

"Nothing can stop me!" *lock jiggles* "Well...I guess doors can stop me..." *lock jiggles* "...this is really taking the wind out of my image."

[HLPrincess]

Seducing ladies (it's all in the beard).

 

I don't think so... The visuals are great but the software suks ;d You remember, he geats treated with zappers and pepper sprays by majority of women he tries to hit on....unfortunately for them?

[Blue_Dust]

He's good at self defense (about 100-500 counts of self defense).

[St. Goliath]

He's good at causing extreme, absurd, crazy situations that are very unlikely to happen in the first place.

 

I guess insurance companies must hate him.

[Mr Nutt]

Seducing ladies (it's all in the beard).

 

I don't think so... The visuals are great but the software suks ;d You remember, he geats treated with zappers and pepper sprays by majority of women he tries to hit on....unfortunately for them?

 

Maybe he's like Dan (from Dan Vs.) in that he's been pepper-sprayed so often that he has gained an immunity to it. You know what? I'm just going to add that to the list anyway.

[Lord Sinister]

Moved to the Forum Games section.

 

Pest control.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Pushing buttons.

[akira]

1. Shooting down helicopters

2. Killing ninjas

3. Making a list

[danielsangeo]

Speechwriter for politicians.

[Humin]

Not using the bathroom.

[BTGBullseye]

Saying nothing.

[Humin]

Thinking everything