Things Freeman would be bad at

[Psychotic Ninja]

Babysitting

 

"Go to sleep"

 

"I don't want to"

 

"I said go to sleep! *pulls out crowbar*"

 

*crying* "I think I just wet myself"

[ScottD.Betson]

I think he would be bad at playing Half Life

[BTGBullseye]

I think he would be bad at playing Half Life

Nah, he'd just use "sv_cheats 1" and "buddha" or "god".

[ScottD.Betson]

I think he would be bad at playing Half Life

Nah, he'd just use "sv_cheats 1" and "buddha" or "god".

exactly why

He would be using HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!!!

an hed also be bad at playing Half Life 2 as well as its episodes without cheats

but ill admit I did use God Mode for both games because I only wanted the Gravity Gun early

That things a fucking beast

[BTGBullseye]

He would be perfectly fine at playing it, he just wouldn't care enough about what you consider "good" or "bad" to do anything but what he wants to do. (some people are in it just for the story, and not for the 'try not to die')

[ScottD.Betson]

Buddha I think is a bit fair since you can enjoy the story without dying but with god mode you get everything, and really the only reason to use god mode is for the gravity gun

OT: using the gravity gun

[BTGBullseye]

OT: using the gravity gun

I'd say just not playing with the GG...

[Selfsurprise]

Working in retail, especially if he had a managerial position.

[Selous Templar]

Having a Girlfriend

 

"I swear women are too crazy with those tazers. I swear some dates it's just "zap"!"