Things Freeman would be bad at

[Max]

Arriving early to Black Mesa.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Saving lives.

[BTGBullseye]

Being a positive influence.

[Box Tactics]

Playing Doom.

[Mr Nutt]

Picking up a can then putting it in the trash can.

[onion]

Any kind of normal social interaction

[Lord Sinister]

Moved to the Forum Games section.

 

Psychiatry. Or perhaps not....

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

A child day care...

[Humin]

Eating.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Teaching at a school.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Using a microwave...

[BTGBullseye]

Swiping food unnoticed.

[Luis]

Passing a standard drug test.

[Pinkie Pie]

Seducing Heather.

[Selfsurprise]

Falling to his untimely death down an elevator shaft.

[ScottD.Betson]

Hanging out with me, I personally think he would just ask me to shut the fuck up but how could he, hes mute, unless we are talking about him being able to be telepathic, if so then he would just tell me to shut the fuck up, but i would telpathically tell him that I can help you find weapons and ammo

[BTGBullseye]

Shooting through objects.

[Scampi]

Forced servitude.

[Binky The Rabbit]

Co-operating with Alyx.

[Selfsurprise]

First Contact Expert for a Federation of United Planets.