Riddles

[Collective Foal]

Wow, you guys are sexist. The doctor's his MOTHER!

 

We did a lot of these in my foods class for brain teasers years ago, so I know a lot.

[danielsangeo]

I did answer the riddle.

[Blue]

How far is too far?

[Collective Foal]

Well, you know you've walked too far when you walk off a cliff...

 

Blue, your ridiculously philosophical riddles hurt my pride. Stap.

 

I breathe just like you do, I swear,

Occasionally I burst from thin air,

I fill Franky with fright,

And I'm awfully bright,

Just be sure I don't get in your hair.

 

What am I?

(I'm proud of this one. Fucking limericks, man.)

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bubblegum.

[danielsangeo]

Fire.

 

I have streets but no pavement.

I have creeks, rivers, bays, and oceans but no water.

I have forests but no trees.

I have cities but no buildings.

What am I?

[Mr. ShinyObject]

A map?

[Blue]

Blue, your ridiculously philosophical riddles hurt my pride. Stap.

 

Single Trooper Aerial Platform.

 

[iAmaNoob]

Wow, my brain is fucked up now.

I think I solved a paradox!

The sentence below is true

The sentence above is false

Answer: The answer lies in the first sentence, it says the sentence below is true, so it's true. We don't care about the second sentence as we know it is already true, so why bother? Sentence below is true, so why should we worry?

 

Anyway, my riddle:

There are two man in a bar, one poor and one rich. The poor man bet to the rich man that he can sing a song with the person's name of his choice for $10,000. The rich man agreed and said: Ok then, my Vietnamese-Japanese friends name is Rangaha Tetemang Goyam Teerym Gar, try singing a song with his name on it.

In the end, the poor man won $10,000 for winning the bet.

Now the question is, what song was it?

[Humin]

Well, duh, he made one up. Who's to judge what is and isn't a song? He could've just said his name melodically and it would still be considered a song.

[iAmaNoob]

Wrong answer sorry.

[Humin]

How is it wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?start=468&v=bGNfnRGePzY

[iAmaNoob]

It's a real song, sung by real people on a real day of a real year on a real Earth

Anyway, I'm waiting for more people to answer the riddle before giving the answer.

[Psychotic Ninja]

The song is called Rangaha Tetemang Goyam Teerym Gar

[iAmaNoob]

LOL but no.

[Psychotic Ninja]

I think you should tell us, so that we can have a new riddle.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Bolth men are so drunk that they have no idea what's going on, so he just assumes the other guy sang the song

[iAmaNoob]

Wow, the Answer is, Happy Birthday!

[Blue]

Whelp, good night everybody.

[BTGBullseye]

What's inside, outside, and neither all at the same time?