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[BTGBullseye]

Trying to make a couple unseeded torrents to download... Strangely enough, it's not working too well.

[Seattleite]

Completely re-writing regulator (the bodies of the Elder God) scaling in Change on account of the creators (their biggest bodies) being completely invincible.

 

 

The math says 6,553,000 health with a total DR of 213,192. Nuclear bombs would accomplish exactly nothing against its 430gt magically-reinforced bulk. And I mean NOTHING. A one megatonne warhead only does 10,000 damage and a one gigatonne warhead only does 100,000. With a max damage radius of 10km for the former and 100km for the latter, but that's not the point. Rewriting the formula, it's now 64m long and 3,000 tonnes, has 12,800 health and a DR of 616. That's still invincible as far as an adventurer is concerned, this thing would shrug off a bomb as strong as 200 tonnes as long as that soul barrier stayed up, but it's no longer completely invincible as anti-tank weapons and nukes can kill it. I think that's more reasonable, even if it is meant to be an "everybody in the campaign dies" option for the GM.

 

Oh, and for the record, I checked my system against NukeMap Classic and they're not very different in radius. 1t=100m in-system or 80m in NukeMap, 1kt=1km in-system or 0.74 in NukeMap, 1mt=10km in-system or 11.66km in NukeMap. The system is reasonably accurate here, assuming NukeMap is accurate. Which may not be the case, its radiation radius is certainly a crock of bullshit, but it's the best calculator I could find.

 

[ThePest179]

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

 

[Seattleite]

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

 

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know.

[ThePest179]

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

 

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know.

 

Well, 682 might be useable, but he's extremely unreliable. Possibly 055 if anyone knew what it was.

[Seattleite]

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

 

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know.

 

Well, 682 might be useable, but he's extremely unreliable. Possibly 055 if anyone knew what it was.

 

Okay, there's a slight issue. Let me explain.

 

 

Imagine 100 somethings. Now imagine one hundred times as many other somethings in addition to that. That's 10,100 somethings so far. Now imagine one hundred times as many as THAT. What you're straining to vaguely comprehend is 1,010,000 things. Do that seven more times. Notice how your mind completely failed to comprehend it AT MOST at the fourth or fifth of this total ten tiers? Well, if you had made it, you'd be envisioning 101,010,101,010,101,010,100 somethings. That's how many bodies this thing has. All of these have magic powers, nigh-invulnerability, regeneration, weaponized telepathy, can survive in space and have supernaturally massive physical power. I say again, good luck finding something that can beat that.

 

[ThePest179]

Okay, there's a slight issue. Let me explain.

 

 

Imagine 100 somethings. Now imagine one hundred times as many other somethings in addition to that. That's 10,100 somethings so far. Now imagine one hundred times as many as THAT. What you're straining to vaguely comprehend is 1,010,000 things. Do that seven more times. Notice how your mind completely failed to comprehend it AT MOST at the fourth or fifth of this total ten tiers? Well, if you had made it, you'd be envisioning 101,010,101,010,101,010,100 somethings. That's how many bodies this thing has. All of these have magic powers, nigh-invulnerability, regeneration, weaponized telepathy, can survive in space and have supernaturally massive physical power. I say again, good luck finding something that can beat that.

 

Challenge accepted. 579.

[Seattleite]

Okay, there's a slight issue. Let me explain.

 

 

Imagine 100 somethings. Now imagine one hundred times as many other somethings in addition to that. That's 10,100 somethings so far. Now imagine one hundred times as many as THAT. What you're straining to vaguely comprehend is 1,010,000 things. Do that seven more times. Notice how your mind completely failed to comprehend it AT MOST at the fourth or fifth of this total ten tiers? Well, if you had made it, you'd be envisioning 101,010,101,010,101,010,100 somethings. That's how many bodies this thing has. All of these have magic powers, nigh-invulnerability, regeneration, weaponized telepathy, can survive in space and have supernaturally massive physical power. I say again, good luck finding something that can beat that.

 

Challenge accepted. 579.

 

Doesn't really say anything about it. At all.

[ThePest179]

 

Doesn't really say anything about it. At all.

 

That is true, although it's without a doubt something horrible. 343.

[Seattleite]

No proof 343 is actually omnipotent and not just a good illusionist, and if it really is not, I'll have you know that the elder god is immune to mind-affecting powers so illusions will be of no use.

[ThePest179]

No proof 343 is actually omnipotent and not just a good illusionist, and if it really is not, I'll have you know that the elder god is immune to mind-affecting powers so illusions will be of no use.

 

Again true, but he was implied to have wiped someone from existence. 169.

[Seattleite]

Don't see how 169 is a threat to a space-faring, galaxy-spanning deity.

[ThePest179]

Don't see how 169 is a threat to a space-faring, galaxy-spanning deity.

 

True. 807.

[Seattleite]

Don't see how 169 is a threat to a space-faring, galaxy-spanning deity.

 

True. 807.

 

Another thing that won't work on the elder god. Immunity to mind-affecting, poison and disease. Even if it did, 807 would only kill one body then be obliterated.

[ThePest179]

 

Another thing that won't work on the elder god. Immunity to mind-affecting, poison and disease. Even if it did, 807 would only kill one body then be obliterated.

 

This is a lot more difficult then I imagined, but fun too! 910.

[Seattleite]

Again, useless. Immunity covers this already, and if it doesn't you're just making an already immortal deity even more immortal.

[ThePest179]

Again, useless. Immunity covers this already, and if it doesn't you're just making an already immortal deity even more immortal.

 

*facepalm* That was probably the stupidest thing I could have used. 1548.

[Seattleite]

This is sad, twisted and evil, but I fail to see how it would affect a creature billions of years old. And it would last all of a second against the elder god.

 

WHOOPS. I had a typo, I searched 1458.

 

And since the elder god spans the entire galaxy, it could simply avoid the pulsar until it eventually died, as all things do. There's also no proof 1548 is actually a pulsar, or so far away, it could easily be an illusion by a mind affecting creature. Maybe 343.

[VeryShyPerson]

Just hit it with a weapon until it dies?

[Seattleite]

Did you read the description? If you did, you wouldn't have said that.