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I don't even know how to flirt, I only recently learned how to recognize it. Also I have no way of talking to her again except by coincidentally running into her or awkwardly knocking on her door. I won't go into details, but she was essentially thanking me for giving her a birthday present that I left anonymously at her door because she had a whiteboard there that said "it's my birthday." I won't have a decent reason to talk to her for another year.

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Well Shiny, I've got a suggestion for you.

 

Don't miss any opportunities to talk to girls. Seriously, always draw out conversations, at least a little bit. Girls love to talk, especially about themselves. So if you give them lots of reasons to talk to you, they'll like you. Some good conversation starters are:

 

"So if you were to get raped, would you get an abortion?"

 

And

 

"Did you know that swallowing semen has been shown to prevent cancer?"

 

But seriously don't do that. Just follow Dipper's style and do what he does... like, after the whole plan thing.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Well Shiny, I've got a suggestion for you.

 

Don't miss any opportunities to talk to girls. Seriously, always draw out conversations, at least a little bit. Girls love to talk, especially about themselves. So if you give them lots of reasons to talk to you, they'll like you. Some good conversation starters are:

 

"So if you were to get raped, would you get an abortion?"

 

And

 

"Did you know that swallowing semen has been shown to prevent cancer?"

 

But seriously don't do that. Just follow Dipper's style and do what he does... like, after the whole plan thing.

If a guy came up to me and started talking like that I would just back away nervously.

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Really liking Alyxx's avatar. I don't know what it is, but I've suddenly obtained a thing for redheads. Darn you Ally Hoffman for being beautiful and talented and kind. Ima ask her out eventually...

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Trying to figure out how the hell I'm supposed to write a 500 word minimum peer review about an essay that's only around 150 words because he didn't bother to finish the damn thing.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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Just passing a slow and hot Wednesday afternoon. My boss has this week off, so on top of my usual problems, I now have to deal with his stuff as well. Fun times...

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

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