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DAT PUSSY FRO YO SHIT'S FOR GIRLS. MAN UP AND EAT SOME ICE CREAM, BITCH!!!

 

All jokes aside, just got back from a post-band camp practice Rita's trip. Gelatis and band geeks. It doesn't really get better than that.

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yogurt shop

 

DAT PUSSY FRO YO SHIT'S FOR GIRLS. MAN UP AND EAT SOME ICE CREAM, BITCH!!!

Wasn't my idea, bruh.

 

 

*on the way to Dairy Queen*

 

Girlfriend: "Oh hey look, it's that new yogurt shop. We should try it! Please?"

 

Me, being the great BF that I am: "Sure, why not, we can check it out."

 

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If it had been me:

 

GF: Hey, instead of Dairy Queen, can we stop by that Fro Yo place instead?

 

Me: Get out of the car

 

GF: What? We're going 60...

 

Me: THEN CURL UP INTO A FUCKING BALL AND PROTECT WHAT LITTLE BRAINS YOU HAVE IN YOUR SKULL!

 

GF (now crying): WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DID I DO?!

 

Me: YOU WOULD RATHER GET PUSSY-ASS FROZEN YOGURT INSTEAD OF FUCKING ICE CREAM! PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, WHICH, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I'VE TOLD YOU THIS, YOU AREN'T! BUT IF YOU WANT FRO YO, GET FUCKING FRO YO! I HOPE THEIR DRIVE THRU CAN SERVE CUSTOMERS BARRELING AT 50 MILES AN HOUR DOWN THE HIGHWAY!

 

(pushes her out of the car and moves to Australia to avoid murder charges)

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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And that's why you don't have a girlfriend. What a charmer.

 

Also, hey, frozen yogurt's not bad. I think you just need to get over the fact that "ICE CREAM IS BETTER, BRO" and learn to appreciate any sort of frozen, creamy chocolate goodness.

 

OT: Modeling in Maya.

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I was kidding, like since the first post. I love frozen yogurt. I just wouldn't be caught dead by myself in a place called "Yogaberries" on Main Street. I mean, woohoo bronies and all, but I still have a line when it comes to my manly behavior. But yea, Blue Bunny's Cherry Chocolate FroYo is delicious. Tastes just like Ice Cream.

 

Also, Rita's Custard is the best Frozen treat that mankind has and will ever create.

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Ah, okay, good. I was a little confused at your Yogurage. :D

 

And yeah, the entire yogurt place had a color scheme of pink and pastel green. Like, basically this:

 

 

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Yeah. But no biggie, two of my buddies tagged along as well, so it's not like I was the only guy there.

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I'm currently wondering if Zach knows that Australia has an Extradition treaty with the US. :P

 

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also, Chuck, vanilla is better than Chocolate. i'm being completely subjective saying this, but i don't care. :D

 

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Ninja me. one...more...time.

 

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I will kill you, Chuck!!

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Bill, look at his Avatar. I mean, he's a fucking ninja. There's no way around it.

 

-His ponies name is Twilight

-It's a dark set, sketch-style image

-It has a purple tint

 

So yea, ninja. GTFO.

 

Oh, and international laws don't apply when the Aussie cops can't find you because you're in a Kangaroo's pouch or in a Eucalyptus tree or in a Platypus' underwater den.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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People need to be as liberal and carefree about giving away rep as me.

 

Me: Oh hey, that post was pretty damn funny: +rep

 

Everybody Else: You made me laugh my ass off....

 

Dude, I agree with you 100% on that one. That is exactly what I go through....

 

You made a deep and intelligent post on the concepts of anarchy and communism that took you about an hour to type on your iPod... 3 times out of 7 +rep.

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I always liked frozen custard myself...

 

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Do you know what makes custard so rich and smooth and orgasmically delicious?

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Apparently you said that custard is rich and smooth and orgasmically delicious, wait no, that was me. I'm sorry was there a joke there or something? :P

 

OT: GETTING FUCKING NINJA'D TWICE!!!! :evil:

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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