The Incoherence Thread

[BTGBullseye]

Hi?.!

[Epsilon]

Do you see how the yellow dolphin jumps over the stool? I would give it all for a piece of tuition tree!

[BTGBullseye]

!@#$%^&*()_ !@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^ &*() _+!@ #$%^@#$$%#!# $%&(*TR#@!*()!

 

(that last "!" was the punctuation at the end of the sentence)

[Collective Foal]

If the tuition tree drops spikes of endearment, the chimpanzee of matrimony must also jump the stool whilst mounting the dolphin's teets.

[Martin]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but diamonds are forever.

[Srake]

As I walked he walked as I did.

[Brad]

All it takes is one turtle bar cascade.

[Madman]

Three dimensional bananas fetus minerals red.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Keep Calm

and

Buy a HERING

[Psychotic Ninja]

_______C____ ___F__ A_S F__ _ ____ _O _____.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I layed there bleeding to death I just smiled as I watched the monkeys fuck

[Different]

So I had a dream where I was a moist pink towel gliding through the air, when suddenly the moon said that I was aesthetically unpleasant looking. Needless to say I got all up in his face and.. things get kind of hazy from that point.

I'm not sure what happened but I had to change my sheets when I woke up.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I...I... I thought you were a GEP gun!

[Epsilon]

Gatorade my left kidney stone so that it produces 300 of the deadliest brands of Power Puff Girl fragrances under the U.S. Constitution's banana milk.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Me

[Scorpia]

You know csharlee i rember...remmemeber...you know what i'm trying to say, dammit. I...recall when you were a lad but 13...your mother and myself always told you to stay away from the toaster. but you always ignored us...thinking you were so superior! well! who's superior now? you! onstipulationilizing me! into letting you stay at my place! without rent!! when your home...stead...got repossessed! Iiiii think it's a fine idea, my boy! i want you...to stay with your parents...forever. Wellll, not forever...but until you decide...that...we are you creators...or...um, i lost my thought...thought train...Am...am i drunk? i rember i family of beers...they were nice people...and i killed them! *starts crying* i murdered them all!!! just because...i love you...almost like...a son. so! welcome home! i'll prepare the foodton...futen...FUTON! for you. and help yourself to anything in my fridge...but please! don't murder...any of my beers! i-i want them alive...for as looong as possible...until about 9PM...

[Blightmare]

well it seems wishing the wrong book. I do bothering, since water is happen. Right at the essay, I don't wither in the swimming while rock out with chicken begone! Happen, moments be running in the happier. Dingle berries for president.

[Psychotic Ninja]

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[Epsilon]

If my octagon-flavored watermelon Philip closes his eyelids for a longer time period than it takes to burp an albino squirrel with OCD, he becomes the punchline of all of the jokes at his school of Ethiopian nail clippers and oddly shaped dictionary monkeys.

[Different]

octagon-flavored

 

EIGHT STUNNING FLAVORS!