The Incoherence Thread

[Epsilon]

I'm not sure as to whether this goes here or in the Forum Games section.

 

Anyway, the point of this thread is somewhat simple: post the most incoherent, semantically nonsensical sentences that you can think of.

Eventually, I'll declare a winner who will win a free cookie for five cents.

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

The Cat win with the Quantum butt fuck!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

[Blightmare]

well day I am sorta wake up and maybe pancakes to get dressed and school for day till home.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

When oatmeal is purple cats, don't tread on your duck.

[Psychotic Ninja]

'Ave you ever tried the cellar door flavored coconut? You 'ave? Well damn... Well how boot the charcoaled boogered meowing burger? Fuck! Well whuat havint you tried? Oh that noize? Oh thats gust my kidney meowing. Where was we? Thats write, I was seaing what flavored dick she hasn't tried yet.

[Lord Sinister]

No I don't know where the bodies are.

[Epsilon]

My blue wheat grease went to the leaf store to poke a gremlin's soccer book. Unfortunately, he never did find that ear horse which acted as an onion's napkin warrior after contracting Brown Radio Tower Disease and eating gallons of turkey mayonnaise.

[Vapymid]

watch the possession online : If you anytime wondered why there’s no Kosher Jack in the Box, The Control will put an end to that abstruseness – and abounding others – as it picks up the affair of atrocious control from the added ancillary of the Judeo-Christian aisle.

 

A bot post in the Civilisation Problems section today, must be a clear winner (and portends the rise of the Machines, no doubt)...

 

Regards

[Jek Jek Roo]

Everything was quite plain until the uber uptade.

[Different]

Episode 3 is going to be released in the near future.

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I didn't know any cheats at the moment, and those fucking ants kept eating my jeeps.

[Martin]

hey can i drink you this?

[Epsilon]

How I can shove 10 hams in dryer?

[Collective Foal]

All of this can be found on my Steam page because Epsilon WON'T STOP MAKING RETARDED COMMENTS ON IT!

 

OT: When dry snake feed baby to sock crocodile, heaven's sweat chews cow mucus with basil wart glands.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Oh and I was like: Oh no! It's entirely impossible to belive in it.

I knew it was a fake presentiment, but they had no idea what was I thinking about.

The whole problem was solved by our creativity. We bought a hering and made a party.

I can't really remember what happened next.

[Epsilon]

All of this can be found on my Steam page because Epsilon WON'T STOP MAKING RETARDED COMMENTS ON IT!

 

Do I look like a deduced mongoose to you, Mr. Perdue?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Hey how you then put pie?

[ProHypster]

Da.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You've cat to be kitting me right meow.

[Martin]

I don't like having my dangly bits used as target practice for a sharpened spatula.