Is it just me, or did the Gman sound constipated?

[mehdawg654]

Is it just me, or did the Gman sound constipated in Half-Life 1?

 

Kinda ruined the mood for me.

[Brian234]

No, to me it just sounded like a higher pitched, lower quality recording, but I couldn't imagine the Gman to sound like James Earl Jones, or Morgan Freeman.

 

 

http://cdn.theatermania.com/article/34131/1.jpg

 

[mehdawg654]

I'm talking about the delivery

[Pinkie Pie]

No, he sounds like he's not used to speaking in English as a human being, really it adds to the creepiness of him because it shows he's obviously not like you.

[mehdawg654]

Great. So it IS just me.

 

So not only can I not stop associating the Gman's HL1 dialogue with dyssynergic defaecation, I have no one to confide in.

[Humin]

I always thought he sounded like a man who had a stroke years ago.

[Alyxx Thorne]

He sounds constipated for sure. It's like he's trying to squeeze something out at random times. XD

[mehdawg654]

I know he was meant to sound uncomfortable. The problem is, he does.

 

For all the wrong reasons.

[Humin]

Helloooo? Stroke?

[Brian234]

No because a stroke would leave less facial control and he would sound a bit more slurred.

[Chuckthe2nd]

This thread is such a display of our incredible maturity.

[Pinkie Pie]

This thread is such a display of our incredible maturity.

This.

[Alyxx Thorne]

If it was a stroke he would sound more like Sylvester Stallone.

 

Imagine Rambo as the g-man.

[RocketDude]

"Doctuh Freemanh, it is a pleashuh to meet you!"

 

I was thinking more Judge Dredd, personally.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Judge G-man.

 

Now that's an interesting thought.

 

"I am... THE LOG!"