What is this movie about?

[Psychotic Ninja]

A boy finds a dog, and he convinces his parents to keep the dog. Some time later it turns out this dog is a very fast runner and due to the magic of Hollywood, the dog is allowed in the Olympics, where the dog wins every gold medal it's entered in. Everyone is shocked bout this, so the Animalypics are formed.

 

 

Jack

[Alyxx Thorne]

Jack shit.

 

Land of the Dead

[danielsangeo]

Three Grateful Dead roadies decide to homestead in rural California and set up a small town devoted to the band.

 

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

[DeWolfeJV]

Ecks decides to challenge Sever to a duel to the death, which involves copious amounts of ballistic weaponry.

 

The Green Mile.

[Humin]

A run to replace fluorescent bulbs with led bulbs.

 

Taken 2. ( I've just learned about this movie from our lovely spambots.)

[Alyxx Thorne]

The people from the first Taken are Taken 2 a movie theater to watch the first movie so it's literally rehashing everything.

 

Dredd 3D

[Psychotic Ninja]

A documentary film about the horrors of 3D films in ironic 3D!

 

 

Felix the Cat - The Movie

[danielsangeo]

An up-and-coming bohemian by the name of Felix captures the heart of pre-Depression America. Nicknamed "the Cat", he leads a group of people to eschew modernism and embrace art. He is ultimately killed during the Depression when a Wall-Street exec commits suicide by jumping out a window and lands on him. "Felix the Cat" is remembered in the hearts of bohemians, beatniks, and the hippie movement for years to come.

 

ParaNorman

[Alyxx Thorne]

A movie about a guy named Norman who wants to go to the paralympics and fakes being retarded so he can win them but due to being really fat he fails epicly. Or that could just be a South Park episode, pretty much everything is.

 

Total Recall

[Humin]

A movie about China and McDonald's toys.

 

Resident Evil 5

[danielsangeo]

A group of five Satanists take up residence in an apartment building and hijinks ensue. Starring Adam Sandler, Tom Green, Andy Dick, and led by husband and wife Sacha Baron Cohen and Lisa Lampenelli. The movie is banned in several countries.

 

Ghostbusters

[Alyxx Thorne]

Mythbusters in New Jersey.

 

Ghostbusters 2

[Psychotic Ninja]

Mythbusters in New York.

 

 

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

[Alyxx Thorne]

A movie about kids made out of garbage pails.

 

A Nightmare on Elm Street

[danielsangeo]

A documentary on Dutch Elm Disease.

 

Friday the 13th

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It is the story of a small boy at camp who must live the same day over and over and over agen for EVER!

 

Deep throat

[Collective Foal]

The story of a man whose biological father is, in fact, a giraffe, and the hardships of adaoting to life with such a terrible genetic condition.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

The story of a movie that was never made

 

 

The thing

[Collective Foal]

It's about a thing... and some stuff... in a place... with some dudes... yea.

 

Here Comes the Boom.

[danielsangeo]

A documentary about the Enola Gay and its usage over Japan. (I...um...don't know what "Here Comes the Boom" actually is....for sure. Is it that new Kevin James flick with the teacher that becomes a wrestler...?)

 

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