What is this movie about?

[danlester]

A comedy about an incredibly neurotic man who learns to be more assertive after being referred to an eccentric new therapist, Dr Edd.

 

 

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

[iAmaNoob]

It's the story of a bunch of childrens who played with a very old doll thye dug out of the ground. It unleashed a horde of zombies which everyone got infected and everyone died. The End

 

 

 

The Matrix: The Mentlegen Virus.

[Bugthing]

Neo 2 hacks the spelling dictionary of the Matrix. Not very mentlegen-like.

 

What Is This Film Called Love?

[Collective Foal]

That's the title of an actual movie? Yikes...

 

Well, this movie producer decides to work outside his comfort zone of action movies and decides he'll make a romance movie so he can convince this girl that he's a sensitive, affectionate guy.

 

An American Tail

[Psychotic Ninja]

21

[Bugthing]

Five people, one card game and four bullets. Who will win?

 

Well, this movie producer decides to work outside his comfort zone of action movies and decides he'll make a romance movie so he can convince this girl that he's a sensitive, affectionate guy.

I think I would see that movie.

 

Okay, next film. "The Cow".

[Collective Foal]

Well, my movie never got revamped...

 

Anyways, there's this guy (played by Rob Schneider) and he gets turned into a cow by some gypsy magic or whatever, and he has to try to communicate his predicaments before midnight of his 3rd day of being cursed, or else he's a cow forever.

 

AN AMERICAN TAIL

[Psychotic Ninja]

Well, my movie never got revamped...

 

That's because there was none when I posted.

 

 

Anywhore: The American Tail is a bunch of shorts put together, that at first seem to have nothing in common, but they all have one thing in common: The Bald Eagle.

 

 

The Dark Knight Rises

[Bugthing]

A classic '70s American porn that received a large cult following over the years due to it's ridiculous portrayal of European feudalism.

 

Bean

[iAmaNoob]

The documentary of bean stalks.

 

 

Mr Bean's Holiday

[Bugthing]

The director of the docufilm about bean stalks takes a break from his work and goes on a holiday to Poland.

 

"The Steamroller and the Violin"

[danielsangeo]

Directed by Michael Bay, it is a knock-down, drag out fight between two gods, one known as The Violin, who is the god of music and creation, and the other known as the Steamroller, the god of destruction and chaos. Will humanity survive this?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdctnPIR5kA

 

Pacific Rim.

[Bugthing]

A recent porn flick, focused entirely on anilingus & sunny beaches.

 

Debbie Does Dallas

[Psychotic Ninja]

Directed by Michael Bay, it is a knock-down, drag out fight between two gods, one known as The Violin, who is the god of music and creation, and the other known as the Steamroller, the god of destruction and chaos. Will humanity survive this?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdctnPIR5kA

 

Pacific Rim.

 

*clicks link expecting Vader's "Nooooooooo!", gets Austin Powers*

 

 

Anywho: Debbie Does Dallas is a no budget porno where Debbie fucks every guy in Dallas.

 

Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me

[Bugthing]

*clicks link expecting Vader's "Nooooooooo!", gets Austin Powers*

~ Exactly what I thought.

 

Documentary about Russian intelligence operatives starting illegal tobacco plantations in Austin, Texas.

 

Darkman.

[danielsangeo]

A gripping drama about a painfully shy photographer who only feels comfortable and free inside his dark room. Can the woman of his dreams help him come out of his shell?

 

Monsters University

[Collective Foal]

These kids go to college, but they find out that there's monsters everywhere, and they get eaten. It's like, 5 minutes long...

 

V for Vendetta

[Bugthing]

Elmo shoots up Sesame Street.

 

The Shining.

[iAmaNoob]

The story of a woodcutter traveling across the country just to find some to shine his axe.

 

Jurassic Park

[danielsangeo]

In this rags-to-riches tale, a homeless man discovers that he inherited a dinosaur-themed amusement park from his late uncle. Business-intrigue ensues as the legitimate- and not-so-legitimate-business world tries to help and take advantage of the inexperienced business owner.

 

The Abyss